You smell like a popped, pus-protruding anal wart on the inside of a bleeding asshole that just took a shit while being fucked by a donkey dick. You Lose.
Nintendo wins
Also, unless that Nissan in the UK doesn’t have the right to use “Versa” as a name, the correct name for Nissan Note is “Nissan Versa Note”. That’s how they market it here, anyway.
You smell like a popped, pus-protruding anal wart on the inside of a bleeding asshole that just took a shit while being fucked by a donkey dick. You Lose.
Nintendo wins
The reason why Nintendo games, more specifically Mario games, have gotten easier. It’s depressing as fuck for those who were gamers of the 80’s and 90’s
I’d say the difficulty is at a comfortable level at present. Not too hard, not too easy. Most NES games were difficult to the point of lessening the fun and worth about 1/3 of the price you paid.
I would love to watch those gameplay videos. I have a hard time believing it, i know kids who can play call of duty just fine online… which i get beat a ton.
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Your spine needs realignment. Let me fetch my chainsaw.
lol, love it.
lol
sony wins.
You smell like a popped, pus-protruding anal wart on the inside of a bleeding asshole that just took a shit while being fucked by a donkey dick. You Lose.
Nintendo wins
Derp!
First Nintendo wins
I want Wario to have the Pink Cadillac from Double Dash. GTA: Mushroom Kingdom lol
this is not news
At least it has stuff relating to Nintendo.
Joking aside, this is actually pretty good advertisement for Nintendo. We need more ads like this.
Love this awesome idea. Sort of like a really funky advertisement too.
Fisting
I find the lack of Daisy disturbing. Otherwise very cool.
I don’t think Nintendo did the list. Daisy is safe I already saw her in one of the trailers. 💋
I hope shy guy makes it again!
I hope Honeyqueen makes it again!! and I want to see Whomp! 💋
bowser’s car is laughable.
Yeah. Why the hell isn’t he in a Hummer?
Also, unless that Nissan in the UK doesn’t have the right to use “Versa” as a name, the correct name for Nissan Note is “Nissan Versa Note”. That’s how they market it here, anyway.
And the award for weirdest watermarking technique goes to…
I am surprised they don’t have a Black car for Bowser. Don’t most places sell Black cars? 💋
CAR RACISM
Jynxx pls
What? You don’t agree with me? 💋
Black and red fiat would fit him better
and Black would fit him better than white. At LEAST they could have given him that… 💋
Agreed, white is so boring…
“Celebrates the release of Mariokart U” NO, NO, NOO!
Pretty sure it says upcoming release
Mario Kart U will be the greatest installment of the series yet! SO GLAD THEY DROPPED THE NUMBER THING
No they didn’t?
Someones special
They actually didn’t. It’s Mario Kart 8. The infographic had a mistake.
And, today in Sarcastaball… the internet lost.
Why is peaches car so underpowered? Sexist much.
Koopas car is shit too
WAIT THEYRE ALL SHIT. FUUUUCK
‘In the karting world he’s getting the next best thing’ A CAR Hhsrharhahrah
N-Report:
The Konami Empire has been attacked by hackers aswell…
When Sony gets hacked it lasts a whole month Sony wins
little jizz, if you are gonna impersonate me you gotta troll.
fucking retard.
by the way….
lol
sony wins.
You smell like a popped, pus-protruding anal wart on the inside of a bleeding asshole that just took a shit while being fucked by a donkey dick. You Lose.
Nintendo wins
Derp!
The reason why Nintendo games, more specifically Mario games, have gotten easier. It’s depressing as fuck for those who were gamers of the 80’s and 90’s
I’d say the difficulty is at a comfortable level at present. Not too hard, not too easy. Most NES games were difficult to the point of lessening the fun and worth about 1/3 of the price you paid.
That’s fake dude.
I would love to watch those gameplay videos. I have a hard time believing it, i know kids who can play call of duty just fine online… which i get beat a ton.
wii fit trainers vehicle of choice would be a bycicle.or segway.oh wait wrong game..
:D
Isn’t it Koopa Troopa?
I am like to drink Domestos.
Mario should get Ford Transit because it is plumbers car
LOL @ POS UK cars.
Couldn’t they go abroad and look at the North American cars for Bowser and DK?
Luigi as always get dumped on. A ford fiesta lol that sucks.
Anyone else notice the pun in Toad’s car description?
Is it the strap-on.
Big horse cock
They’re all boring little fuel savers.