Nintendo of America has created a fun little page which asks users to vote which Mario themed character you would like to spend Valentines Day with. The jokers amongst you have chosen Bowser who appears to be the winner at the moment and he’s closely followed by Rosalina. Sadly the lovely Princess Peach hasn’t received too many votes. You can check out the fun-filled page, here.
ofc bowser…
My waifu
If I had to make a sudden pick it would be smart and cuddling Peach rather quick.
sorry, but the reason nobody is choosing her is because after being recued dozens of times, she still has never put out…
Toad… Coz he’s shaped like a penis.
Nice!
So you like small packages then. lol
They try harder then and commit to the moment…
For only a “moment”. lol
Better than boring arrogant jerks that have zero commitment and wants to end it as fast as possible, boring…
Precisely.
I prefer small packages to be honest. They’re really light and you can easily just toss them around in your hand. And plus, that means less styrofoam. So less of a mess to clean up just in case you accidentally drop the box or something. But bigger packages can also be used as punching bags. Lol.
WTF? XD
Are boxes not what you were talking about? Lol.
…no. lol
I don’t understand. But you said small packages? So I’m just assuming you were talking about boxes. :/
Dearest me x2…
So slow to catch on. lol
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You meant THAT kind of package. Oh… Lmao.
No shit. lol
Dirty you…
And slow Hollow. lol
Why do you assume bowser lovers are jokers?
Actually, Bowser has a huge following of creepy, depraved people who have not a “jokey” bone in their bodies.
…I probably would pick Bowser over Rosalina, though.
What? No Daisy?
They only included characters that aren’t useless.
What about Toad then :P
That avatar works well with your comment.
Yeah, but Daisy is for Peach fans who are into brunettes. Not useless.
GR8 B8 M8 I R8 STR8 up 888/88
She’s at the bottom of the “I give a fuck” list with Wailuigi and even Bowser Jr..oh sorry, “modern day Baby Bowser”
Hey! Don’t you talk trash about Daisy. She’s freaking awesome… B|
Bowser is my waifu <3
I feel like Rosalina is DTF. So I picked her. Peach seems too young and pure for my tastes and I’m not into dudes so…
There is so much wrong with this post that I can’t even comprehend it… That being said, Toad all the way folks.
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Thank you. I hope ur bewilderment was at least enjoyable in some manner.
Rosalina!! Hands down! :3
Were is Daisy??? 😑
Bowser, hands down. He’s adorable as hell, funny and he has a convincing evil laugh. What else would I even look for in a man?
Bowser haz 2 dick
So definitely King Koopa
oh
mmmm toad (licks lips)
Palutena. Where the hell is palutena!
Didn’t know people liked man turtles. Bowser has over a 1,000 votes.
Cia.
Lana :3
I prefer her darker self. ;D
“I would choose Mario <3 "
– Luigi 2013
Rosalina best waifu
Sickr X Peach confirmed for OTP.
B)
Rosalina, because she is the most awesome Princess in the Mario Universe…In my opinion…..
amen! *high five*
Rosalina of course.
Good pick.
Luigi, he’s so cute in a weird way
I’d pick toad, not into girls that can’t help themselves, mustaches, or beastiality.
And he’s small, I like to be the taller one.
Luigi is at 5000 beating Rosa and Bowser by 2000, Toad in the 1000ths, Peach at 800ths, Mario in the 600ths.
I change my mind
Sorry king koopa
I pick Luigi has 3 cocks
My ex, but he is busy with other stuff. It is so hard to move on! ;(
You poor thing.
Thanks. I need to find a guy for saturday. Or just buy a large pizza for myself.. Or just go to a gay bar…. XD
*Cybernetic Bitch Slap*
Stop with your past, exes are exes because they were useless…
Woah calm down or I’ll break all four joints of yours. =p
…
Yoshi 100%. We’d cause all kinds of ruckus. First we would take some Gold Cap mushrooms, then go Koopa stompin! Then go check some haunted houses with ghosts floating around, snag a couple keys, unlock some doors, lot’s of 1-UP mushrooms will be had. Man, now I just want to play Super Mario World.
WHY ISN’T THAT ON Eshop FOR 3DS?!?!?!?!?! WHYYYYY
Toad if I had to choose by force, otherwise I would probably go with Nightmare or Mogenar…
Why not Ghor after Phazon corruption?
Ghor is too tiny and resembles a human…
How the fuck does Ghor resembles a “human” and not Gandrayda who looks a little like a human aside from shape shifting? lol
Bipedal cyborg with human like behaviour when rabid…
Whatever Gandrayda has to do with anything, I don’t like non mechanic entities as my valentine…
Okay then. lol
*awkwardly stares at all the people who picked Toad*
Peach. Who else?
LOL They’re phasing out Daisy XD
Rosalina ^_^
Rosalina! All the way, everyday!
I want daddy bowser inside of me :o
Lol. 😂
Dearest me…
Sickr!!!! i love you babe
Wait what? Toad?
No Yoshi :(
I chose Bowser
I can’t even get on play Nintendo.com 😩😫😢
I would fuck Shulk doggy style and then marry him.
None of the Mario characters, they’re all disgusting.
He is just a teenager…
Unless you are too…
I don’t think he needs a daddy…
Pathetic.
Go put and meet REAL women.
If you can even score one that’s not your mom.
Rosalina! ^_^ <3
Why the hell this article say ‘jokers’ only vote for Bowser? like wtf. I literally would have his dinosaur dick in my anus any day.
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Rosalina.. With the power of the cosmos she would do some down right kinky shit.
I want to suck Bowser’s scaly cock.
Peach of course.
i’m sorry but who wouldn’t pick grumpy lizard turtle dad tbh??
my right hand