Nintendo has put together a rather fun Splatoon based infographic asking gamers whether they are a Squid or simply just a boring human. The first question is rather amusing and there’s some fun to be had working your way through the questions. Splatoon launches in Europe and the United States on May 29th.
Huh, I am a squid..that explains all that ink..
You’re a Kid now…
Oh no you mother fucker! 😡
Wow you’re cool. All the lame ass comments here confirm you’re all prepubescent kids lolol. And here I was expecting the comments to be filled with complaints about this shitty marketing towards kids.
Epic post, friend!
aww it looks like someone is insecure so he acts grown up :’)
Where do I go to check my I-don’t-have-a-head problem though?
You may need to have that looked at…
Listen up.bitch/prick you are fucking lying unless your kirby
There’s one fucking missing?
“Do you have swag?”
Yes- Sw
if YES than swag for days
No- than your just a ratchet ass human
bro i always found your comments hilarious XD
Honestly Half of the time I don’t try to be. I just speak what my fucking mind is thinking of.
I am a vegetarian… So it is not possible for me u.u
I’m a pescetarian, I just made it.
Dangit, I knew I was a boring human!
Man I love this game, can’t hardly wait the 4 days that are left until release!
When you play the game of cephalopods, you’re either a badass squid or a boring human. There is no middle ground.
I’m a squid.
No you ain’t you fucking lier if you were a squid you wouldn’t be typing you motherfucker
Need little devil inside. ..
Ink in my pants..
I don’t prefer fish!!!!!!!!
meh. am not buying this shit. lol.
you again? can’t you take a hint narutard?
Good for you…
Wrong post to comment this on, but if I want a Lucina amiibo where’s my best chance to get her? And what time should I be camped out? Thnx in advance.
p00p
Guess I’m a squid then.
Oh wait, misread the last question. I’m a human. (Shocker)
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Do I ink myself at the first sign of danger….. Hmmm. What a strange question..
I’m not a squid. I must also not be a kid, then.
I’m a crab :0
Im a bannana 😀
definitely not a squid. which means I’m not getting this game, but only because of the lack of controller option. they’re not going to force me to play with the pad.
the gamepad isnt bad to use i find comfortable :)
Dude, GameXPlain said you can switch between those
only for battle dojo and not single or online play.
The second question doesn’t make sense… The inklings don’t like sea salt, look at what happens to them when you go off of the edge of salt spray rig…
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