The game that you have probably all been waiting for is coming to Wii U and that game is none other than Brunswick Pro Bowling. The game should at least prove to be some light-hearted entertainment. It has previously graced the Wii and the Nintendo 3DS. Here’s what the ESRB rating says about the sports title.
This is a sports simulation game in which players compete against opponents in games of bowling. If players score strikes or spares, “cartoony” animations are displayed on-screen: pins wagging their tongues at a female bowler; a female bowler blowing kisses to knock down pins.
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I have a bowling game for the Gamecube that my dad and I still love to play.
As cheesy as they may be, they’re good fun, so I hope this one follows suit.
“pins wagging their tongues at a female bowler” Wat.
Censor that shit!! D;
Yes! A tongue sticking out is sexually explicit! It’s not like little kids stick their tongue out at people just to be comedic or silly!
The description of the game details animations? Kinda weird. But, it could be good, I won’t rule that out, bowling games can be fantastic, hopefully motion control is here.
LOL, sorry, you have to check this video out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rugpWEK7UYY
>>>Unless those pins are Xbot corpses then I’m not interested>>>
You can pretend that they are.
You can bet if there’s an option to change the pin color, he’ll change the white to black and the red stripe to bright green (or maybe keep it red for Red Ring of Death reference).
Nah they need to be fucking tetrabitch pins. I’d try to get a strike and a turkey every fucking time
You can’t get a turkey EVERYTIME. That’s impossible.
MOTHERFUCKING BRUNSWICK PRO BOWLING
Geeeeee x-mas is saaaaved.
…what kind of sick, demented, twisted, fucked up shit is this?!
YES, Dreams DO come true. The GOTY has arrived I think, is it 2015 it’s coming? Either way BEST GAME EVER.
Glad we’re on the same page!!!
Oh of course.
I’ve waited all year for this one!!!
Where’s the preorder link? I want the collectors edition
“The game that you have probably all been waiting for” LMAO
Ever heard of Wii Sports Club? Skip.
And not a moment too soon, either.
“The game that you have probably all been waiting for is coming to Wii U…” Probably? PROBABLY!? No! This is a fucking fact! It’s what we’ve always wanted! This is going to save the Wii U & keep it afloat for the next 2-3 years!
I KNOW RIGHT MAN I CAN’T TO PLAY THIS!!!! Its better than Xenoblade X hands down!
Oh man. Laughing out loud at everyone’s comments.