The classic arcade game Tetris is getting a trilogy of live-action movies. The project has a $80 million budget and is being promoted as a sci-fi thriller. It is a China-U.S. co-production under Threshold Global Studios, who will begin filming the first movie in China and other locations in 2017. As for The Tetris Company, the team has been working with them for over a year. The cast will be Chinese, with Bruno Wu and producer Larry Kasanoff as co-producers. Larry Kasanoff was a producer for the Mortal Kombat movie, which released in 1995. Threshold’s own Jimmy Ienner is executive producing with The Tetris Company and Seven Stars.
Tetris Is Getting A Live-Action Movie Trilogy
Wait, what, how, why?
I said the same thing when The Lego Movie was being made.
Then again… this is live action…
I don’t understand life anymore.
Exactly this shit is lame
Three movies. Of Tetris.
It would have been a Tetralogy with 4.
If the main character’s not Russian, I’ll be mad
Not everybody needs to be in a hurry.
He’s chinese
A real movie, or some super long documentary?
Oh Lord, why have you forsaken us…
I get animated movies, like Angry Birds, but LIVE ACTION?! TRILOGY?! SCI-FI THRILLER?!
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Spin off of PIXELS?
http://sharing.abc2news.com/sharelstv/photo/2015/03/26/16×9/Exclusive_Tetris_The_Movie_Interview_2755800000_15646321_ver1.0_640_480.jpg
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my friend lived in hawaii for a little bit, he loved it. have you lived there your whole life or did you move there from somewhere else?
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Since when did May 17 become April fools.
http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/no.gif
I swear, there’s a Jontron reaction for every situation XD
*notices the “Are You Afraid of the Dark Part 1” video link* I miss that show from my childhood. Same with Goosebumps. Speaking of Goosebumps, remember when it was scary & not a fucking comedy movie with Jack Black!? *facepalm* I hate Hollywood sometimes!
… Hollywood will try ANYTHING at this point, eh?
-_-
This isn’t Hollywood; More like Horrywood.
Anyone remember that article about Sega planning a “Dark and Edgy” live action Sonic film? and I thought THAT would be bad =_=
If people hated Shadow the Hedgehog & Sonic 06, why in the fuck would they even care about a dark and edgy Sonic film, live action or not!? Probably hoping to lure in the people that only watch Sonic X or something similar.
It’s the not the sonic movie you asked for, it’s the sonic movie you deserve
THIS SUMMER
SONIC
GETS
REAL
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Oh god! It’ll be a blood bath in every single movie theater! o.O
This is not what I expected when Kimishima said that he was looking into nintendo movies…
(yes I know the two have no relation to each other, it’s just the fact that they came out at the same time makes this so odd)
Kung fu action??
What the hell is it gonna be about?
If the 3 original melodies are in the movie, then shut up and take my children (chinase joke get it? no ok :(..)
A trilogy! I could see one movie, but that is surprising news.
Better be a good movie, because most movies based on video games are flops, especially if they are produced in the US.
What the fuck is this shit? Did Tetris fans literally ask for this to be made?
*facepalm*
What are they gonna do, have a bunch of people in a Tetris game for 120 minutes??? Oh no, don’t get smashed!
Wait… what if that’s it? Tetris blocks begin causing mass destruction in the world’s most major cities!
*facepalm*
Holy fuck! I just recently made a joke about a Tetris movie in the “Nintendo Is Getting Into The Movie Business” article.
Look what you did.
Hahaha. I totally lost it when I read your reply.
You jinxed it.</3 Now look what we're dealing with here XD
Uhhhhhhhh what?
Tetris.
A trilogy.
Of Tetris?!
Either I’ve been away a while or I must’ve missed some kind of subtext when I played it.
after seeing this i almost had asthma attack due to how hilarious this is.
but the biggest joke is the Ghostbusters all female reboot that had me thinking thank you to the director for shreking a beloved franchise we all grew to love critics are already saying the movie will never beat the true classic ghostbuster team fuck only way i could see it work even a bit is add the woman who played amy in the big bang theory and change some other actors even the effects had more appeal that the actors themselves it shouldn’t be called ghostbusters to me it should be called ” SJW Paranormal Investigators” NOT Ghostbusters
I was looking forward to an all female team of Ghostbusters. Then I saw the type of comedy they are using for said movie. Over the top, physical comedy in Ghostbusters!? FUCK THAT ABOMINATION!!!
exactly my point well the over the top comedy is just retarded.
Honestly, Ghostbusters was a pretty serious movie franchise. Least in my opinion. Even when there was physical comedy, it was mild at best.
yup, those movie were my childhood and i watched them religiously i even planned a fan version of the movie between my friends
Yeah that movie eats shit just like nintendo
Matter of preference I guess. I know people that think they’re hilarious. It’s a dry humor though. I didn’t really appreciate them for what they were until I watched them as an adult.
Ah. I keep forgetting that’s the word for the comedy style Ghostbusters, and many other comedy movies of the 80s & early 90s, used.
They released a trailed for that Ghostbusters reboot, right? I never watched, but after reading this, I’m glad I didn’t. Nothing can replace the originals… especially Bill Murray’s deadpan humor. You just can’t duplicate that :p
This isn’t a funny moment exclusive to Murray’s character but still funny none the less.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWjOA9RuiCw
“Get her!” he yells! lol It’s a ghost! Good luck actually capturing that with your bare hands!
amen to that
Movie, ok. But TRILOGY?
This is too damn funny lol. What a catastrophe.
How the heck can a puzzle game about falling blocks be made into a movie, let alone 3 movies? Let me guess……….the blocks are alien invaders. And only the power of Adam Sandler can figure out that to destroy the aliens, he must form a TETRIS out of as many blocks as he possibly can. Ugh!
I hope I can find a video of when Lois laughed at Peter, asking what, as he claimed Dr Hartman raped him. …………. And no such fucking luck! I fucking hate using search engines for something specific.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP2DXqaEbRU 1:00
Is that what you were looking for? Sorry for quality best I could find.
Thanks for the assist.
Typical Peter. lol
…why and how?
Wait, are you serious?
Well, at least not an Adam Sandler movie.
We need Adam Sandler in the lead role, and Michael Bay directing. It will be a masterpiece <3
True, I want to see stuff blowing up when a row is completed.
It’s already looking like a joke with the very little info we got. Might as well at least try to make it funny with Adam Sandler, Baysplosions, & crude male’s balls jokes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ssUivM-eM
The real life story of Tetris is 100 times better than any sci-fi version will ever be.
See, I would actually watch that.
Not to say I WON’T watch this, because it’s made by the guy who not only thought Foodfight! was a good idea but lost millions of dollars making it
Tetris: The Trilogy or “How To Toss Money Out the Window, Instead of Making a GOOD Movie Based On An IP With An Established Universe 101”.
Found out it’s by Threshold “Foodfight” Animation and Larry Kasanoff….
Let’s hope there’s no “industrial espionage” this time…..
This is kind of a relief. At least Nintendo isn’t involved.
……
Why?
Because it is shit like trash ass nintendo
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