You can always count on The Sun Newspaper to put a ludicrous or outrageous spin on pretty much anything that’s gaining positive press. In this case, the ‘Milk’ game in 1-2-Switch for Nintendo Switch got compared to as a sex act simulator. Below is their description of the mini game:
“You have to coax the milk out of the udder,” a source told The Sun Online.
“There were a lot of nervous chuckles and a certain amount of sexual innuendo when we played it.
“You have to sit opposite the other player and look each other in the eye whilst grabbing the remote and tenderly pulling it down.
“This cow milking game is a lot like a sex act simulator.”
This is from the same publication that warned, and in turn worried, a lot of adults about the implications of playing on the 3DS due to its damaging effects to your eyesight.
Nice! I’m glad they addressed the elephant in the room.
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Agree… people now-a-days are thinking too much about their “fun spots”. I can give numerous examples.
isnt tat kida the point and itsall just fun mini games,sun newspaper also had trouble with the kickstand i bet…..and dont understand the joycon and dont understand why the games dont have load times
The less said about the sun, the better… They’re barely a newspaper anymore 😂
Completely agree… it’s an entertaining comic at best.
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Oh lord.
Next there’ll be complaints that turning a steering wheel in front of the kinect, looks like you are servicing 2 guys.
Milking cows is such a normal thing. That is how it’s done. Grow up!
It is a normal thing, but watching it isn’t, not many people raised in the city and suburbs have ever seen a milking.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of people who don’t know where milk comes from. Never underestimate the power of ignorance.
City people and their stale, plastic lifestyles only get to experience nature in the confines of a zoo.
That’s the British tabloid press for you.
‘Milk’ has got the most coverage about its apparently-sexually suggestive actions but it’s not necessarily the worst offender. The soda game could look a bit risqué to an innocent bystander
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Hahah
Bu dum tsss.
Racist, hateful piece of trash. It’s to get away from atrocities such as The Sun “newspaper” that I play video games in the first place :D
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Still has nothing on the shake weight.
well now im interested
Obviously the sun’s editor has failed to pay a pizza deliveryman too many times
That ought to raise sales…
Retarded and absent-minded comparison. Really people? Grow up.