Someone somehow has managed to get hold of a Ness amiibo figure and is unsurprisingly trying to sell it on a Chinese auction site. If you want to be one of the first to own the figure then it’s going to set you back ¥455.00. Judging from the images which are currently available with the listing it looks to be the real deal.
Thanks to those who sent this in.
It would help if you translated that ching chong dollar sign into american currency so I know how much to buy it for you stupid website. You can’t just put chiny chang rice and noodles 455 and expect me to know what that means.
Someone please remove this primitive disgusting ape from this base and throw him to the pits of oblivion…
You are a fucking fanboy and judge people by the games they like or they play and now how you dare to judge this man for being a racist? ; ) see? You usually look as stupid as the man you are insulting. Face it!
Suck it and see ; )
Remove this filth from my superior face…
I duel you to a Smash 3ds battle!
Dare you?
I would if I had it on 3DS but I don’t consider the 3DS version to be worthy at all…
I havent been able to añready pick a wiiu : (
Sad… I wanted to steal your “elite” title i will re-duel you when i get a wiiu
Well my Elite title will never disappear, however you might earn one if you manage to defeat me with at least 10 different characters…
I bet I can
I can beat you with 10 characters easy. NNID is Danntheman1776 if you want to prove me wrong.
The 1776 stands for the year that the greatest country in the world declared independence from the power drunken tyrants, if anyone was wondering.
Lol
Superior Cattle Commander face*
I gotcha “brah”.
What’s this hamburger eating fatso piggy saying? Please translate into Chinese.
Congratz on being racist, dude! You are a shitty person!
72$ for this shitty plastic toy.
His face looks horrible…
That’s what it’s supposed to look like.
Nah, this is probably fake
If it is than damn they’ve done a good job, but still find it pathetic and waste of time that would actually do this.
Sadly I doubt the face will be much different. Most the faces on the amiibo are awful. Ike and Marth are a few examples.
http://www.thetanooki.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/150108ikeamiibo.jpg
https://31.media.tumblr.com/b5ea3b506921dabe80dd539b9370b5ee/tumblr_nerjnn38UI1sbgdg5o1_500.jpg
This is why we shouldn’t have allowed the Xbot slaves to make these figures…
Ike looks fine but Marth could use some plastic surgery.
His eyes are too big there…
They need to be a tad smaller…
Yeah the eyes needs to to b
e a little skinner. Other than that
Yeah the eyes needs to to be a little skinner. Other than that he looks fines.
People are just getting fucking pathetic with these amiibo.
looks kinda custom made…….
…….
Fake?? :o
These are suppose to come out in spring how do someone have them now?
This is obviously a reject that got thrown away at a Chinese factory. It happens all the time with action figures it’s not hard for them to dumpster dive these and throw them on eBay or the like. He looks funny because he’s a defect when they actually come out they’ll look much better.
It’s ~72$ and ~47 pounds.
Looks good but it looks also really fake.
I lucked out and found Mega man and Fox at my local GameStop.
Ahh, like many a handbags Ness, you fell off the truck.
One thing im noticing that I don’t think anyone’s pointed out. Why does it say Super Smash Bros. Collection under the main Super Smash Bros. Logo? I’ve been checking, searching amd even buying a few lately. None of the others have that, or could that be that it’s from some where besides the States? Idk. And the No. 34 thing.
Its European
Whoever wins that auction better not teach it to spam PK Fire 24/7 (assuming this is real)…
I bid $1999.00 on it….. totes worth it dog.
The yes are a tad too large/wide.
Why is wave 4 not available for pre-order yet?
EYES*
How the heck did I write “yes”? LOL!
This is honestly one Amiibo I could not care less for. While I did like Earthbound, I never worshipped it like some fans do. I have never been a Ness fan. I probably wouldnt buy this Amiibo if I saw it on the shelf for 12 bucs..
Well he’s usually 15 so your not saving much anyways..
NessNessNessNessNessNess, yea Psi Amiibo Alpha!
Is it just me, or does Ness look like one of the worst-looking amiibo out of all of them? There’s something really off about it…
Probably because it’s a fake. China is known for that sort of stuff.