Nintendo’s wacky 120-page instruction manual for the Nintendo 3DS is now available to read online if you fancy chuckling at some amusing illustrations depicting exactly what you shouldn’t do with your brand new Nintendo 3DS.
Nintendo’s wacky 120-page instruction manual for the Nintendo 3DS is now available to read online if you fancy chuckling at some amusing illustrations depicting exactly what you shouldn’t do with your brand new Nintendo 3DS.
Always a good read. :P
demasiado tarde…. yo ya maté a una persona con mi nintendo ds
What? I’m not allowed to let my psychic duck near it?
Such is the level a corporation has to go to with warnings in this day and age of stupidity to avoid any potential lawsuits. Think the woman who sued Mcdonalds because she spilled coffee all over her lap and it was hot. Hence why the “warning contents of cup are hot” label is now on every cup. Mike Judge has it right. Idiocracy is quickly becoming a reality.
What is going on in the top left? You’re not allowed to look at little piece of it?
It means don’t leave it in the sun
its a little laser thats visible from the back. like the one they warn u about thats in a wii if u were to decide to take ur wii apart, it could blind u.
what? how am i supposed to water my flowers now?!
great to see Nintendo cares about our safety, i’ve always been a safety conscious person myself
Though hefty, it can be used as a foreign object for professional wrestling.
Do not let Rubber Duckies near the Nintendo 3DS; they will push it of a table on to a nearby infant.
Bottom right. Don’t poo on it.
Do not look at the operatinal end of the device.
Oh okay I wont do that then. :3
Top Left: Don’t allow yourself to be hypnotized by the 3DS
Middle Left: Don’t attack your favorite plants with the 3DS
Middle Right: Don’t try to unlock in game items with real world key
Top Middle and Right: Don’t attempt to torture your 3DS for secrets with extreme temperatures.
The baby and Duck are playing a great game though!
Who would sit on it in the first place?
It looks like the guy sitting on it has the console in his back pocket, so the picture is therefore telling you, as well as not sit on it, but also to not leave it in your back pocket – which is a concern for me, as there have been countless times when I’ve unwittingly stuck my DS Lite into my back pocket while I just popped to the loo, or got a drink, and when I sat down again, I sure as hell felt the wrath of Nintendo. ;)
I shan’t be sitting on this precious beast, though.
I never read that
I never would’ve guessed.
but….can I cook on top of my 3DS? :D
I’m sorry. What? Back in ’85 they would have questioned the sanity of the corporation…
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I think it is one of those universal messages that Nintendo want’s to send to alien civilizations when putting a 3DS in the next probe sent into space by NASA. I bet these aliens will have a hard time figuring out the message, specially the circle with the red diagonal line that appears in all the images, haha!
Oh I love these, they are always so amusing.
But honestly, who on Earth sticks ANYTHING that size in their back pocket? Not only would it potentially damage a device like the 3DS, but it would be insanely uncomfortable if you tried to sit down. Makes me wonder why we even bother with back pockets if they encourage people to try silly things like this.
Qué? No puedo sentarme en mi 3DS? Tampoco puedo golpear mis flores con él? Entonces no se si lo vaya a comprar =)
I actually understood what he said! High school Spanish, thank you!
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