Hey, everyone! I am currently looking to recruit a couple of enthusiastic and passionate Nintendo bloggers from the US, Canada and Europe to help cover the hottest Nintendo news on a daily basis. The position requires a lot of spare time and is voluntary (unpaid), but your content will go out to a very large international audience each day. There’s also the chance to review the latest games as well as get a good reference. If you think you fit the bill, and you’re over 18 years old, then please contact me here with your blog or a sample of your written work. Please only contact me if you have written work already published online. I won’t be able to respond to every email, but I wish you all the best!
Thanks,
Sickr
lol
BITCH IL LOL ALL OVER YO MOMMA
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ksjkVacigec/VRA5pHkCJFI/AAAAAAAApBw/GKORdm7sGyI/s1600/nintendo-iwata.jpg
It doesn’t matter who you are, or where you come from,
what you look like or where you live,
It doesn’t matter whether you’re black or white or Latino or Asian,
Young or old, rich or poor,
Abled, disabled,
Gay or Strait.
You can make it here in MyNintendonews if you’re willing to try.
Wow fucking tears. Fucking beautiful.
and anonymous, lol
Unless you’re under the age of 18 of course, lol.
I’d do it for $5~15 for each piece of news, but can’t do unpaid =/
lol
I’m serious, I’m a professional writer with over 10 years of experience, have worked with some US and EU websites, but mostly as a reviewer or article writer
The kind of News MNN produce is pretty easy to write so even $5 is not too low
There’s more to it, like inverted pyramid
*raises hand*…*then drops it* lol
just please don’t tell me alba’s leaving… :(
Nope! He’s still here :-)
I think I’d be a good comment mod sickr. I almost always venture the comment section… and Lol… let’s just say this site really needs my power. :P
Sicker is mine bitch!
“sasori obinna: the puppet master’s” Comment has been deleted.
:D
it’s still some troll using my name lol
XD
Such impostors.
http://i58.tinypic.com/2hoycsn.jp
http://i58.tinypic.com/2hoycsn.jpg
this explains why he has a white llama as an avatar.
Can’t even spell user’s name correctly LMAO.
lulz… This site is kinda my bae, so no. :P
(power-hungry mod, do not hire.)
I SHALL BAN YOU AND HAVE YOUR REAR END CUT OFF AND POSTED ABOVE ME FIRE PLACE!!!
Pick me babe. thanks to me this website is known. :’D
I’ll volunteer.
to be the blogs fuck boy faggot slut
WTF
Ikr
lol
Don’t make me wet like that again
>>>I would take the Europe one if I wasn’t busy with my own matters and of course, destroying Xbots and other nonsense on my spare time>>>
I don’t think i could read one of your article’s without having a seizure
>>>Probably not, you’re not a strong warrior like Namie or Michelle to name a few>>>
Why didn’t you name me, pretty boy slut?
>>>You’re an abomination, you are in a different group than Cattle or Warriors>>>
Yes I am in a different group bitch. I’m a boss ass bitch, grape, me and a few others are the elite of this blog. We are the ones in charge, the ones who contribute, and the ones whom people follow, bitch.
>>>The only thing you contribute to is sadistic, perverted nazi things and the evidence is left>>>
Exactly. Your group name is bitch.
Hah, I guess that means you’re respecting my views, even though our opinions often differ and we don’t always agree with each other’s points. I appreciate that. :)
>>>Indeed I do, you never attack someone or are rude to the core to anyone no matter what>>>
Let me guess, your blog would start off like this.
>>>Attention cattle masses I am your supreme leader. That is all>>>
>>>Once I got rid off the haters, homophobes and nazis, I wouldn’t do anything but converse about all things Nintendo with the real fans>>>
Trying getting rid of a homosexual is like killing every new born. Nazis don’t deserve to live so does haters. You wouldn’t make good leader anyways. To much down syndrome.
>>>A real leader should at least be civilized and properly understand simple comments>>>
>>>Nowhere did I say I would get rid off homosexuals, quite the opposite>>>
Homophobes: someone who doesn’t want to admit that he or she is really gay. Checked your ass.
>>>Not really, homophobes are the ones that fear gays>>>
Wrong! its gays who fear themselves.
>>>Please stop embarrasing yourself further>>>
Please stop being a fucking idiot.
>>>Learn definition of words first before accusing others>>>
I did and that’s what it fucking means
>>>It doesn’t>>>
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/homophobe
>>>Owned and case closed>>>
Oh OK. I got fucking owned.
>>>The word you are looking for is DENIAL>>>
For who? You? Your always in fucking denial.
“Nowhere did I say I would get rid off homosexuals, [quite the opposite]”
So, you would add in homosexuals? That would be the opposite of getting rid of them.
>>>Of course, as long as they are Nintendo fans or civilized people>>>
LMAO
>>>Although starting in similar lines wouldn’t hurt>>>
Anybody but this fool ^
You guys will lose daily members if you have him write.
He will have his no life role-playing fanboyism plague the members.
>>>I’ve been here longer than you, I’m in good terms with Sickr and Colette and would probably be with Alba as well if I saw him more often, I wouldn’t do anything to them but respect their work, and of course, I would ban everyone that hates Nintendo, trolls and other garbage like nazis and homophobes/haters>>>
But you’re the pinnacle of trolls and haters……
>>>I’m only nice to those that deserves it like Michelle, Namie, HollowGrapeJ and a few others, most ones like yourself who picked a fight with me for no reason other than having weak minds shall wear the burden forever, unless you kneel or beg for forgiveness>>>
>>>It’s like, if I say that hate Nintendo’s marketing plans or complain about delayed games and other things, then nobody reacts much as it’s all part of the plan, but, if I happen to say one little word like Xbot, then suddenly, everybody loses their minds>>>
For no reason? You like to bash Xbox for no reason. Yeah they might have messed up in the beginning with the Xbone but they are slowly turning it around especially with the new head of Xbox Phil Spencer.
>>>Is Xbox your life? Is it a part of your status as a human? Does a word from me about them hurt you so bad?>>>
Is Nintendo yours? You’re just a sad pathetic human being who thinks he’s a robot who has their vagina close to Iwata’s booty pipe when they do stupidity just like every other company out there. So I don’t feel like you should criticize one company when Nintendo maybe not as bad but still is bad.
>>>And I still criticize Nintendo, you people just focus on the non Nintendo negativity I say>>>
>>>So which one is it? Role-Playing or Thinking I am one? You people can’t even decide on your own illusions, it’s so funny>>>
Well you take it to heart so I say they’re one in the same.
And sure you say negative things about Nintendo, but you still make it seem they never do anything wrong while you bash the other companies that do similar things.
>>>I bash the empire for the same things if it’s justified, for instance, I would boycott a game from them if they actually “forced” you to pay for DLC that is required to complete a game or if they charge you like 10 euros for 1 silly costume>>>
That’s Sasori in case you forgot his “Miyamoto is overrated like Martin Luther King”..which he’s black so making that comment was really fucked up.
sasori a troll? when?.
he’s just a butthurt welfare gamer and attention whore.
Well that too.
lol Good luck with that one. I rather watch them burn themselves with the London Bridge. lol
>>>They probably will considering they just created a law to sentence trolls up to 2 years in prison just for trolling other people, can that stupid country be any more pathetic?>>>
U.S.?
>>>The UK, that’s what we are on about>>>
That too.
Hey guys, I think I’ll pass on this one, as I’m starting my new blog (http://nintendoblog.tumblr.com/) If you want to check it out, it would be awesome. I just hope one day to be as good as this site, since it’s a huge inspiration for me.
“as good as this site” you are kidding right? please tell me you are!!!!
il beat you silly
is that a gay only blog you tranny looser
STFU with pointless homophobia 😒
What the fuck…wtf? your a gay man? I can’t believe i was flirting with a gay. :'(
Yeah ive always said i am 😑
Omg why would you randomly flirt with faceless people online 😅
Unless you thought i was katy perry XD
I thought you were! that’s why I said I would like to kiss your asshole! D:
Perverts everywhere 😷
>>>Katy Perry on MyNintendoNews, wouldn’t that be a sight?>>>
http://i60.tinypic.com/fko960.jpg
>>>I’ll make it my second base someday, just a heads up>>>
How does blogging work?
I might very well be available starting about a week from now, the only problem is, even though I speak English properly, all my written work online is in French…
I want to fucking do it. Pick me! Pick fucking me dammit!
>>>Yes, a blogg that defines Tourettes is exactly what we need>>>
No we need a blog that’s real as shit and fucking boss unlike your pathetic ass.
>>>So a blogg with talking primates that throws disposable waste at each other>>>
Nah we need a blog when you finally shut fuck up. Yeah how pleasant the atmosphere would be.
>>>Someday, there will be more like me around and we’ll cast out the corrupted once and for all and return power to Nintendo>>>
And that’s is the day when I go on murdering rampage to kill all fuckers like you.
>>>So in other words, you would end up in jail for attempting murder and unsuccessful murder of a Commander from somewhere>>>
I wish we could perma ban his robo ass.
He’ll always find a fucking way back.
We need a bitch ass blogger
Yes! We need a boss ass bitch who takes no shit.
I don’t think we need an edgy teenager running the blog :)
Yes. I need to run the blog. I want bring more of my kind here. Lol
>>>Sickr doesn’t need primitive Tourettes infected cattle to run his site>>>
>>>He needs someone that promotes this site and Nintendo by being evolved, and of course an Anti-Troll guarian such as myself to destroy infidels>>>
Lol ok ISIS
Running this site is like running fucking. Hell no. Seems like it would be a pain in the ass. Tourettes? Please stop comparing me to those mental fucks. You down syndrome son of a bitch.
>>>Right, you are worse with ADHD too>>>
*like running fucking america. Shut the fuck up. I haven’t took my meds in two months. Of course it’s going to be bad.
>>>It’s starting to eat you up isn’t it? Without your medication, your anger will consume you until there is so much of it, that you will be mine to control>>>
Actually I feel a lot better when I don’t take it. I feel like death when i fucking take it. Wouldn’t understand because you’re to stupid to function.
>>>If you had any idea of what I’ve been through with you humans and this world, I would define feeling dead>>>
You’ve through nothing but bullshit and figures of your fucking imagination.
>>>So primitive>>>
Just like your fucking moma
GOD DAMN XD
Lol, You should post an example of an article written in your way.
Is the fucking NX coming month?
There’s been a lot of bullshit spreading around stating that Nintendo’s next generation gaming console could be hitting the market next month. This comes from a reliable resource that’s always accurate. Let us know what you
broke down bitches think in the comments below.
Thanks to all the fuckers who sent this in.
Lel, wow. xP
>>>You should apply to the N-Dub Nation instead, you’d fit right at home there>>>
Shut up fucker. You’d fit right in at a gay bar.
>>>Actually I wouldn’t, I don’t engage in bodily fluids rituals like you do>>>
LMAOOOO WHAT THE FUCK XD XD
Consider yourself hired.
*looks at you with straight face* B| Seriously? You just found it.
I love writing and I own a 3DS and a Wii U. I’m only 16 though ):
Me too im 16 but i have no wii u or 3ds :( you lucky piece of shit
Why are you on this site again? (•_•;;
Because I wanna hear about the news! Duh! XD
Well maybe some good enough news will make you want to pick either one of them up.
Oh of course!!! But it’s just I never got an allowance in a LONG time. I haven’t seen my dad since I was 3 years old. I don’t have a job. And my mom doesn’t give me money anymore or buy me anything anymore… I’m planning on getting a job soon but that’s my only hope of getting ANY console for this generation…
Well that sucks, I feel spoiled and somewhat horrible. Good luck with getting a job though, but don’t let it interfere with school bc that’s more important. :)
Thanks :)
Oh and I’m also staying here because of you babe <3
Lol that’s not necessary, but whatever makes you happy. :3
I would like to do it! But I don’t have any existing published work. Too bad.
I’m only 16 :( And even if I was older, I’d like to get paid for it since it requires a lot of spare time.
>>>Good to know, I’ll take the job and purify it from Sonyan filth and turn it into a Nintendo Blog>>>
<<>>
I tried to do the whole > thing, but it didn’t work for some reason… Just pretend that comment doesn’t exist xD
>>>Trying is all that matters>>>
>>> sure, he did >>>
It does exist boo. This was your comment <>.
Weird, for me it was 2 >’s
Now that I look at it is weird. I put two just like your last comment. <>
I know, it’s so messed up XD
but first you have to exterminate the clown known as sasori obinna the big juiced, fat bastard, greasy hair welfare gamer.
This is exactly why you have no business writing articles here.
>>>I find it so amusing that some of you believe that I would write articles in the same way I write comments, I bet some of you even have nightmares about me>>>
Then maybe start writing like you can instead of pretending to be a robot.
this sounds dodgy
Hmm, I spread the word on this post.
1 male and 3 female writers. your “playstation” blog will be a sucess for sure
Dangit, I would love to do it, but I’m not 18… I do review games though, but I’m not exactly sure about the quality of those reviews LOL (plus my free time has shrunk lately)
Wait how old are you?
14 ;_;
No wonder you act so childish XD
;_;_;_;_;_;_;_;
Spare time? Nope!
Over 18? I can modify my birth record.
Spare time? To busy, reason; anime.
Gotta love that solicitation for unpaid work…
Darn, I’m only 17 yrs and 11 months, guess I can’t join.
“The position requires a lot of spare time and is voluntary (unpaid),”
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, I USE MY PRECIOUS TIME WRITING THOUGHT PROVOKING ARTICLES AND WHILE YOU MAKING REVENUE OFF CLICK BAIT ARTICLES ON THIS SITE I GET ZERO,NOTHING LOL THIS IS EXPLOITATION AT ITS BEST.
anyways guys im starting a PLAYSTATION BLOG I NEED 1 MALE and 3 FEMALE WRITERS, will be paying $14 an hour
email me at sexgamer@hotmail.com.
You do realize you cannot hire people because of their sex right? You can’t say, “I wanna hire three women and one man” Lmaoo… Thats not how labor laws work buddy.. At least in the states anyways. If turn down somebody for a job because they are male, you could get sued.
>>>Sonyans and their shallowness as usual>>>
:(
Why do I have to have stuff published already? (unless that includes threads. ect.)
I’d do it but my fatass would probably have posted a article about fried chicken, mashed potatoes, Mac n cheese, yams, cornbread, chips, bacon, ham, beans, burritos, taco bell. Lawl I’m hungry.
DA FUCK
Shaking my fucking head. At least she was honest. Waaay to fucking honest.
ohhh am 17 …oh well i hope that drone commander nazi doesn’t get picked,
awwww. poor welfie. the fact that your sickr could be stolen by someone else is too much for you.
ew, no. I am not into Nintendo so much. This site would be shit if you were a blogger. you gave a bad name to xbox and nintendo fans.
But i think sicrk does not care about this site, anyway, he turned you into a lolcow.
remember: people of Encyclopedia Dramatica are after you and you said you are done with this website. they want you to be the new chris chan, specially after this masterpiece:
Lawl I don’t look like him.
read this then:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User:EstocZero&oldid=646572
it is one of the early drafts, estoczero has been working on the final assault, but he took a break of the sasori abomination and worked on an article about someone else, but that’s another story. We are waiting for the final draft.
Sounds like it would be fun, but I have no experience actually blogging. I just visit chat forums all over the internet and spread my word.
Aww, man. Used to write for a Norwegian gaming site, and I still do for a Windows Phone site. The thing is… I’m Norwegian. Meh egnglesh sackz
I will write for My Nintendo News, 100% FREE, My hours are flexible and I’m a huge fan of Nintendo.
Give me a job here… Nintendo of Japan just uploaded videos of all the new MK8 tracks in pack 2. Another New F Zero Track!!!!!
I’d love to write, unfortunately I miss the age reg. By 1-2 years :/
Asking for people’s help here is the dumbest sh*t I’ve heard in a long time. Been coming here everyday, for about a year never commenting and for good reason. Oh and no pay? worse offer than IGN when they tried the same thing, at least their known.
No one’s asking you to do it, and I’m sure there are plenty qualified people (mostly those who probably don’t comment on here, but follow the site) who would love to help out. Not to mention you can gain some work experience and put this on your resume if you wanted to.
I would do it, but I’m not old enough. ^_^