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Man In Mario Costume Busted For Groping Woman

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A man dressed as Mario in Times Square was reported to police after he allegedly cornered a woman and touched her private parts. The man was 34-year-old Damon Torres who is a known street performer who works for tips. The woman told security that he had approached her before.

“He walked up to her and touched her private parts. She said she had similar encounters with the character. She said she was offended.”

39 comments

  1. I don’t understand… If he’s in a mario costume how can he physically touch anything… Unless you mean those stupid cheap fake moustache and over alls and not the actually full mario mask and plump costume… With giant gloved hands

    1. those costume they use are really cheap looks homemade, those guys messed up time square, they’ll just swarm around you begging for money. all you see is thousands of fake muppets a hundred sponges with legs and a bunch of rats trying to look like mickey mouse they also have a gay superman and a crackhead spider-man and there all Chinese and mexicans. wtf!!!

  2. Why is this news, you might as well say I saw a kid wearing a Mario t-shirt today.
    Anyway, this may give us a hint to the next Mario game, Super Mario Rapist anyone?

  3. “He walked up to her and touched her private parts. She said she had similar encounters with the character. She said she was offended.”

    What? She had similar encounters with the character? Sounds like bullshit.

  4. I know this has nothing to do with the article but wasn’t Nintendo tvii getting released today? Anyone know how to dowload it?

  5. Sick SOB wow! Some people I guess will go anything for publicity and to use Mario to do it, what a damn shame.

  6. Uh oh! It was probably just Koopa Kid trying to frame Mario again, like he did in Super Mario Sunshine.

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