Who likes chocolate? I’m sure the majority of you do. If you live in Japan you will soon find Mario and his companions hiding inside exquisite Furuta chocolate eggs. This special Super Mario figure set has been created to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the Super Mario Bros franchise. As you would expect you have no idea which figure you are going to get, so in theory you are going to spending your time munching yummy chocolate in an effort to collect them all.
Fuck chocolate. Give me some white chocolate or some vanilla eggs than we are talking.
Kinder Eggs with Mario figures would be perfect for you, then.
What’s hell is a kinder egg?
A chocolate shell with a toy in a plastic container inside, it consists of two layers: a milk chocolate layer on the outside, and a white chocolate layer on the inside.
Unfortunately if you’re in the US it has been bad for quite a while
banned*
Seriously? Wow didn’t know that. Kinder egg chocolate is beautiful. I got a massive one at easter when I was younger and I got a awesod mini pinball machine. Still have it to this day!
>>>The empire requires you to give that mini pinbal machine as a tax fee Mr.Dunne>>>
>>>*Pinball>>>
Got a big guest coming to my Podcast next Tuesday!
>>>Interesting, someone I know of?>>>
you most likely know who they’re connected to perhaps
>>>I’ll look forward to your report Mr.Dunne, keep up the always good work>>>
thanks
>>>So young and so innocent, but still, you are one of the few worthy to the empire to take over once we veterans get promoted or die>>>
Your making yourself sound like someone who’s old as shit. Wouldn’t you be an better fit? I think I am a little to blunt for fucking cry babies.
>>>I’m as old as your world>>>
So let’s see I was born into this world 18 years ago. So that makes you fucking 18. Check mate!
>>>This planet is not your world, logic flawed human boy>>>
Not really. Being as you are born in this world ultimately makes it your world seeing as you can walk any path you want.
>>>No>>>
>>>Was supposed to say “this”, stupid glitch>>>
I have no clue about what the hell you are talking about. Stay off the robo drugs man.
I used to love things like this when I was a kid. Unfortunately I can’t find them very often.
Nintendo needs to stop wasting there time with these silly products. All I want is a PS4 clone but with more gooder graphics and for all of their games to be super rushed while in development because I want them now.
Sarcasm?
Please make it be sarcasm
How could what I said not be sarcasm?
Let’s all be happy this fuck don’t run a company.
It’s all about the “gooder graphics”, Nintendo need to stop with these stupid gimmicks. What has Touchscreens ever done for gaming? We need moar anti aliasing!
What’s wrong, wouldn’t you prefer their current strategy…wait 8 years and get a game that looks like it was made in a couple months?
Not in the US though…..heh….they’re illegal there :P
Was about to say that. Illegal in the states. But maybe not to import??
Don’t even try to import them, I think the U.S. Customs and Border Protection will potentially fine you from $300 – $2,500 per egg.
These fucking eggs are everywhere in Europe they are not illegal here. Why are they illegal? Did retarded children eat the toys and die? lol
There were some children who swallowed the toys, chocked on them, etc, but I believe they said the real reason they’re banned is because it’s easy for drugs to be hidden in them and then shipped.
I imagine it’s something like that. But living in Canada, where they’re perfectly fine, I honestly have no idea lol
>>>Kinder Eggs = Dangerous and Illlegal, Weapons of any kind = Safe and anyone with some clearance can buy them like food, pathetic American ape logic>>>
Most chocolate is produced in west Africa, by child slaves. Warlords go into the villages and steal children from their parents, or worse, buy them from the parents. Then they take the children to remote cocoa farms, too far away from civilization to be able to escape. The cocoa tree is almost 30 feet tall on average, 9 and 10 year old kids are climbing to the tops of these trees with machetes and chopping down the cocoa. They are paid with food vouchers, that only work on that particular farm, so they dont make any money. Most of them dont live past 15, they lose limbs from accidents with the machetes, die of sickness because there are no doctors in these large camps… and the few who survive longer become the warlords who travel from village to village. The raw cocoa is sold to a middle man who then sells it to all your favorite chocolate producers, Hershey’s Nestle, Mars, and most other mainstream producers. Unless this chocolate comes from free trafe sources I am extremely disappointed in Nintendo for doing this. Its unethical in every sense of the word.
No, go fuck yourself.
This exchange exemplifies the internet perfectly. I love it.
by the way, Coffee is the exact same story, only in Central and South America. Starbucks and Tully’s have blood on their hands, as well as Hershey’s and Nestle.
That is true, but you are only validating my point
From:”My Nintendo News” Date:Sat, Jul 25, 2015 at 2:04 PM Subject:[New post] Mario Will Soon Be Available Inside Delicious Chocolate Eggs
sickr posted: ” Who likes chocolate? I’m sure the majority of you do. If you live in Japan you will soon find Mario and his companions hiding inside exquisite Furuta chocolate eggs. This special Super Mario figure set has been created to celebrate the 30th anniversar”
Kinder Egg Mario Edition? Count me in.
WTF that is not fair why does Japan always get the good shit first
But… none of us live in Japan… so why are we even talking about this?
There’s Hello Kitty versions of them here in the states, so banned maybe from outside the country. It’s only a matter of time before the all mighty mystery box/egg thing with mario makes it here. Besides, these are like probably the lowest quality of tiny toys. No functionality. Some celebration for the 30th anniversary…
Iwata would be very unpleased right now, because I really DON’T understand why Japan-only news such as this gets posted onto this site? All it does it tick everybody off because of seeing something that’s not released anywhere else. Just like those cool Nintendo soundtrack CD’s that are never released in North America. Ugh!
Waaaaa waaaa waaaa
Shut the fuck up.
Good point.
I’ve been in Japan a couple of times and I actually bought items like these, so I really don’t see the problem here.
If a country seems interesting or exciting we Europeans usually go there for vacation.
I believe that’s a completely foreign thing to do for you Americans, to leave your own country for vacation, but it is possible.
It’s “MyNintendoNew” not, “MyRegionFilteredNintendoNews.”
What, never imported from Japan before? That’s how I got my Marth Amiibo.
You CAN get shit from Japan without the import issues someone mentioned above. As long as you are not buying it to stock a business or something, it’s unlikely the package will get inspected, and if it is, even more unlikely it will be identified or they will care.
Now, try to import a few crates? Meh…maybe you’ll run into issues.
Because this site covers Nintendo news not just one country’s Nintendo news. For that matter, based on what I’ve seen it seems like the runner of this site isn’t even from North America, so your argument is kinda pointless. Follow Nintendo of America on Twitter if you’re gonna get so butt-hurt about Japanese stuff being posted here.
Sooo….you people really don’t understand how big of a deal this is? Nintendo is finally expanding their brand past games en some merchandise. This is major!
This is hardly major. Nintendo has released mystery figures before, the only difference here is the egg around it. Not to mention this probably won’t make it out of Japan. Kinder Eggs and all such things like it are banned in the US. So making something you can’t even distribute in one (or more, not sure on the legality elsewhere) of your major markets isn’t really that innovative.
Chocolate is a slave trade. Dont suppory selling children into slavery. You worthless assholes. And who is this dumbass laughing at the thought of children choking and dying? I hope you choke on a dick you fucking puke pile.