Splatoon has proved itself to be a big hit with consumers and the media so it is no surprise that there’s more official merchandise coming. The latest item is some stretchy and sticky goo-filled Squid based toys that you can squeeze to your hearts content. The toys are coming on April 5th and will only be available for purchase in Japan. They’re produced by Taito and hopefully they will be available to purchase and import via Amazon Japan.
Japan: Goo-Filled Splatoon Squid Toys Incoming
parents will love this
if only nintendo made partnered with LEGO
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Kelsey Grammer. That’s how.
Get this shit outta here and give me more games to play
This is nice for fans of the game. But I wish Nintendo would put half of the effort they have in promoting Splatoon towards other games that need it. Like Xenoblade X, Bayonetta, and other lesser known (by the masses, not Nintendo fans) titles. Their marketing strategy is terrible. Focus on a few titles that are already doing extremely well and let the others fend for themselves. Come on.
No, no, no! Those games aren’t family friendly enough. Why? Cuz fuck U, that’s why! *sigh*
Imagine if that ends up being their slogan for the NX, though. “Play the NX instead of the Wii U! Why? Cuz fuck U, that’s why!” lol
Nice double entendre, right?
It worked for Stone Cold Steve Austin. So maybe it can work for Nintendo haha.
I didn’t read the ‘squid’ part of the title. I thought we would get goo-squirting Inklings. That would have made me chuckle a lot more than what we actually got. I’d say that’s enough internet for today, but I’ve only just got here.
These toys perfectly embody what Splatoon is about.
Squids? Goo? Nintendo is making sex toys?