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Bill Gates Gifted Zelda Merchandising And A NES Mini For Reddit Secret Santa

A Reddit user got more than she had bargained for during a Christmas secret Santa as it turns out the person who was gifting her was none other than Bill Gates. Mr Gates gifted Aerrix a number of highly sought after items including some lovely Zelda related items as well as the extremely hard to find NES Mini Classic. Here’s what she recieved:

  • Human Zelda Mittens
  • Doggie Zelda Mittens
  • Xbox One 500gb Minecraft Edition
  • Harry Potter slippers
  • A Cajun Cookbook
  • 3 of the new Xbox One controllers (Dusk, Copper Shadow, and Dawn Shadow\
  • A Zelda picture frame with Link and Zelda made with perler beads. The picture in the frame was the redditor, her husband, her dog, and a photoshopped Bill Gates all with photoshopped santa hats on.
  • A Zelda Tie Blanket
  • Three movies: The End of the Tour, The Martian, and Believe: The Eddie Izzard Story
  • PAPEEEEERRRRRRRRRR version of the final form Master Sword from Skyward Sword!
  • Rise of the Tomb Raider and Halo 5: LE
  • 4 three month Xbox Live Gold cards
  • Bill with his enormous wealth somehow found a NES Classic to gift to her

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Thanks to Maan

31 comments

  1. ||The Xbot God dares to defile our sacred artifacts, I’ll destroy every single Xbox and Xbot I find…||

    ||Disgusting defiler…||

    1. kneel infidel.
      when you are taking a shit in the night and you think your life is empty and cold as the gently hands of the dead, just remember bill gates tried to revolutionize the toilet market…
      just imagine the possibilities of a xbox toilet…
      you, Quadraxis, you ungrateful.
      am taking names.

      – Church of Sasori

    1. It isn’t random, if you read the Reddit post she says she can’t wait to go to her uncle’s house for Cajun food.

  2. “Bill with his enormous wealth somehow found a NES Classic to gift to her”

    Yeah. I mean, those £250 listings on ebay sure put a dent in his wallet.

        1. this one is just plain stupid.
          looks like you need more sasori in your life…
          bend over, infidel child, lord sasori would like to perform a vigorous anilingus on you, so the light with shine upon you.

  3. “Mr Gates gifted Aerrix a number of highly sought after items including some lovely Zelda related items as well as the extremely hard to find NES Mini Classic”.

    HARD TO GET?! NOT FOR HIM! He’s so rich he can easily go tot eh scalpers and buy it with less than swinging his pinky!

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