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Vast Majority Of Nintendo Of America Is Team Ice Cream In Splatoon 2, Including Reggie

The vast majority of staff at Nintendo of America is siding with Team Ice Cream as part of the first-ever Splatfest in Splatoon 2, which pits fans of ice cream against those of cake. Based on the results from a poll conducted by the company, a whopping 76 percent of its employees favor ice cream – compared to only 24 percent who prefer cake. Even the head honcho, Reggie Fils-Aime, has decided to be on Team Ice Cream. The Splatfest is set to take place tomorrow, July 15, from 3 to 7 p.m. PT. Which team are you going to represent on the battlefield?

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    1. Marina would like to remind you that cake ice cream also exists. And that it’s better. And that her cake-loving partner is so dumb that she doesn’t even think that’s a real thing. See, the ice cream side is clearly superior.

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      1. But it’s a hybrid that’s MORE ICE CREAM THAN CAKE. Cake is inferior, so an ice cream cake hybrid where there is more cake than ice cream is also inferior.

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    1. Ridley X3 {Jaded Ninty fan. Greatness Awaits at Sony PlayStation 4. Awaiting Greatness on Nintendo Switch; just need cloud storage, add external HDD support, & to eliminate the need for that stupid Nintendo Switch Online App on smartphones.} says:

      What a waste of perfectly good vanilla ice cream but that’s why it perfectly conveys Lieutenant Dan’s mental state.

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    1. Don’t be tempted by the cake side. They may try to tempt you with promise of cake, but the cake is a lie. Their domain is fear and hatred, and they will destroy themselves in the end. Besides, we have ice cream.

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