Nintendo Australia has revealed that players who’ve collected a million or more coins in New Super Mario Bros. 2 are eligible to receive a gift. To get a limited edition New Super Mario Bros. 2 certificate, and if you reside in Australia and have collected at least a million coins in the platformer, take a picture of yourself and your Nintendo 3DS, displaying your one million coin tally. After that, e-mail your photo to Nintendo, via the publisher’s website, by March 31st.
wonderful
Splendid.
Fantastic
Excellent
Brilliant.
Delicious.
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Just like Iwata’s manly cock.
-THE REAL Bill-
But I am the real Bill. This piece of shit hacked me.
Bahaha! You puny Nintendrone trying to sound funny. I am the REAL Iwata-fucking Miyamoto-humping BILL.
-THE REAL Bill-
Xbox fail in japan cuz chinks r racist yet luv our money anime was stolen from whites . Astroboy creator who is father of anime admitted he was inspired /stolen smh race traitor weeboos
Yup jap and weeaboos . White join stormfront
. Also sign petition on stormfront to stop white genocide protip mãke tons of fake accounts especially female accounts so we cañ recruit other whites wholl think we háve a huge following
I agree with this, but Iwata is sexy as fuck!
-THE REAL Bill-
The Xbox fails in Japan because the Xbox barely has anything in Japan. Japanese developers didn’t find interest in their products going there. Plus, the Japanese first parties offer more in Japan, than Microsoft does.
You’re also a big baby.
To those viewing, ignore the trolls like a grown-up.
They all secretly wanna make love to Iwata, just like me.
-THE REAL Bill-
I’m on some 650,000 coins atm. Time to play some DLC levels and get a certificate to add to my collection of Nintendo goodies!
Gay nintenfag, just like me! Wanna go fuck Iwata together?
-THE REAL Bill-
Just a certificate? Wow that’s fascinating
I know Nintenfags get excited over the littlest things. Most of them are probably jizzing their pants right now because of this news.
I definitely am!
-THE REAL Bill-
Not really, this certificate is quite lame really.
Of course it is. A lame certificate for a lame rehashed game.
Plus out of all the Nintendo Branches, Nintendo of Australia is by far the most lame. I wish I had Nintendo of America or Europe :(
That’s right :)
Hey Neutron, wanna go make love to Iwata and Miyamoto with me? I need a fuck buddy… :-( I’m so lonely you sexy man…
-THE REAL Bill-
But it looks good on job applications
Stupid nintendrones.
Mmm, I agree, those unmanly faggots.
WHICH IS WHAT I AM! Iwata’s manly cock is irresistible.
-THE REAL Bill-
its a nice incentive to keep pushing to that 1 mil coin mark.
I want to kiss Iwata so badly right now.
-THE REAL Bill-
oh yes! i wantz lust man neutron and bill to shake their tush like sly cooper. sooo hawt. american too! we can goto hip party and meet some niiiice sy ooper guys and ruba swwet applesauce on each other. not like my skater boii friends but i love you guys you so nice and u love sly too.
OH YES YOU SEXY PERSON I LOVE SLY COOPER THAT ATTRACTIVE BASTARD
-THE REAL Bill-
This comments section is hilarious!
Like alll of Iwata’s sexy jokes!
-THE REAL Bill-
You guys really need to recruit a couple of regular visitors to moderate the comment sections.
What about me? I am, of course, carrying the fucking sexy Iwata’s child, I know everything about Nintendo from what he says in bed as he plunges his cock into me!
-THE REAL Bill-
Agreed.
Or better yet, get a hacker in here who can pull off tracing an IP.
Trolls are absolute cowards when their anonymity is stripped and their personal info is in danger of being leaked.
Trolls have been beaten into submission IRL after incidents like that, and honestly, it’d do some of them good to have some common sense and humility beaten into them, since it seems that’s the only way it will work for a lot of them.
Ummmm… Except the fact that is illegal.
Yeah, well, something like that being illegal only hinders those who would put it to use it for good purposes.
On the flip side, some trolls who are also hackers, won’t hesitate once about doing something illegal if it results in them getting the reaction they want.
As much as I hate the idea of someone lowering themselves to such things as hacking, sometimes the only way to fight a dirty fighter is to fight back with their own tactics.
Like I said, trolls are Cowards; just the implied threat along with a tid-bit or two to let them know the hacker COULD go further is enough to send most of them back under their bridges with their tails between their legs.
To do that all you need is a simple google search
Definitely. The comment sections would have less trolls and this blog/website would get a better reputation, plus there also won’t be as many pointless posts saying harsh and negative things about anything Nintendo related. Why aren’t there mods to moderate the comments section anyway? I think there would be some people out there who wouldn’t mind deleting comments and banning trolls.
I agree. Nintendo are gods.
-THE REAL Bill-
There’s a difference between moderating out racism/sexism/generally offensive content and applying strict censorship. It’s a fine line that’s crossed far too often in my opinion. I don’t know about you, but I personally wouldn’t want a site in which people were restricted from posting anything negative, constructive criticism or positive comments about competitors and third-parties.
@Eric Sellers – hopefully IPs are stored when a user makes a comment, which, if people aren’t using onion routing, or easier to trace, though still somewhat secure, services such as VPNs and proxy servers, then they could potentially be violating hate crime laws by posting racially hateful messages. It’s happened in the UK before.
You know what would be a great reward, Nintendo? Achievements!! Get to it!
why would you want to collect 1 million coins, what a waste
A free gift, that means Nintendo Sucks
The real bill
Fucking porn-watching Iwata fucking ass fuck Nintendrone who has a fucking puny attempt at copying the name of god himself, Bill!
I hope you die in a pit filled with shit, fuckass.
-THE REAL Bill-
Seriously just shut the f up
I am the real Bill. This guy hacked me!
A free gift? Like WHAT exactly? And what kind of certificate?
I hear its made out of solid gold
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