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Miyamoto Is Bowser Jr’s. Mother And More Mario Facts

As we reported yesterday legendary Nintendo developer Shigeru Miyamoto has today answered a number of amusing questions regarding the Super Mario franchise that were put to him via Nintendo UK. There’s nothing serious in there and Miyamoto’s answers to questions will make you chuckle. You can watch his comical responses to a number of vital questions in the tweet, above.

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  1. ||While Nintendo’s leaders waste their time on pointless information, our plan keeps gaining momentum at an accelerated rate……

        1. Hmm the tetrabitch has been missing for almost two weeks. Judging from those unique || lines fucking things. That’s something the tetrabitch would come up with

          1. ||He obviously admitted defeat or is busy elsewhere, in the end, it’s of no concern of mine, this is our time……

            1. I’m fucking disgusted on what you have become. Always knew you were a cry baby bitch who couldn’t handle the truth. Some hardcore robo bitch you were. Farewell my rival. Go fucking rust in the junk yard. Remember your that fucking toaster whi can’t and will never get a piece of ass.

                  1. ||To spread despair among you all……

                    ||We have placed agents on many, many sites and in the end, it will not matter what faction you choose, you are all predestined to fail……

                    1. To spread. …. ok listen to me. Just fucking stop. Stop what your doing and let me get real up in this bitch. Yeah the tetrabitch personal was getting old but fuck dude spewed out funny shit. The other 98% was complete bullshit. Remember when you said how Iwata’s meant so much to you? Well to fucking bad. I can’t believe I actually felt empathy for your sorry ass. This stunt your pulling now so pathetic that I wouldn’t have thought in a million years that you would steep so fucking low. Did you fucking run out of phazon or some shit? Is it because nintendo went mobile that finally went fucking insane? If you’re the tetrabitch but dropped the robo act than sir my job here is done. The boss will linger like he once did. Watching you pathetic bitches fight each other. Duces bitch!

                    2. ||I haven’t said anything about Satoru Iwata, you are all assuming me to be someone I’m not……

                      ||This immature violence, young prodigal, is typical for your kind……

              1. Oh I knew from the beginning. Only a deranged lunatic like him would do something like that; must be his final form he was talking about for a while. I should’ve never told him how to do the italicized text…

                1. If it is him. His final form is boring as fuck. And can’t believe he would actually ditch nintendo like that. But knowing that fucker.

                    1. ||By the way you all speak, it seems this “Commander” really reprogrammed your minds completely……

                      ||You all seem to be so obsessed with this servant of Nintendo, the Master Race will have trouble deleting the flawed once the time is right……

                    2. ||That one really did make you all vacuous at best, evaluating your conspiracy theories are all over the site……

                    3. ||This will be rectified as you all are heading towards the same path of error……

            1. Says the pathetic coward who ran away from this site for ages….probably jacking off to Mario hentai XDDDDD

                1. Sure you did! I bet you had SUCH a great time with your waifu pillow….don’t worry, I won’t judge you ;)

                  1. And I’m sure you’re having a great time trying to get me to give any fucks about your comments. Its sad you are trying to get my attention. Well you got it and all you are doing is telling everyone your sexual fantasies. You disgust me.

        1. It’s pathetic after a while trust me. When you consider he spends so much of his free time perfecting every comment to look a certain style. It shows he has nothing going on outside of this. This truly is his life.

      1. Now we wait till some fucked up basement dweller to draw and/or write this and post it on the internet, being more disgusting then ‘Dipper goes to Taco Bell’

    1. People who comment here are generally too edgy to form actual opinions… I’m talking about certain individuals of course.
      The performance bit is an awesome detail tho.

    2. It was never a theory, they’ve said it was a performance in the past, in fact he said all of mario games are like little plays, which is why he can be a doctor one game, fighting bowser in another, then go go karting in the next

  2. I’ve always hated when people ask game developers etc. serious questions, and all they give is joke answers. Same thing that annoyed me with Nintendo Power magazine. The idiotic editors always joked instead of giving real answers to people’s questions. Which really disgusted me because sometimes readers would ask a good question that even I wanted to know the answer to. But then they tell an unfunny joke instead. (- _ -)

    1. I know right? Those types of people that just spout stupid jokes all the time and never be serious are so annoying….ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!! XDDDDD

  3. If Miyamoto is Bowser Jr Mother……Then that mean Bowser used to be gay! or he just rape him to get a son

  4. And so after drawing lewd depictions of Miyamoto X Bowser, all the Miiverse artists mysteriously disappeared that day.

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