There are so many myths about Mario… Mr Miyamoto reveals the truth. #SuperMario30 http://t.co/OsjfUzSW6D
— Nintendo UK (@NintendoUK) September 10, 2015
As we reported yesterday legendary Nintendo developer Shigeru Miyamoto has today answered a number of amusing questions regarding the Super Mario franchise that were put to him via Nintendo UK. There’s nothing serious in there and Miyamoto’s answers to questions will make you chuckle. You can watch his comical responses to a number of vital questions in the tweet, above.
Mkay. Well than. Miyamoto was fucked bowser. Case closed.
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Oi! I’m the fucking boss around these parts stranga! You’re just the sheriff’s shagging machine!
Obviously Mario isn’t about to lose a life, he has a fire flower for goodness sake.
I bet it was painful…
||While Nintendo’s leaders waste their time on pointless information, our plan keeps gaining momentum at an accelerated rate……
Who the fuck are you?
||We all serve someone, I serve something beyond your reach……
Hmm the tetrabitch has been missing for almost two weeks. Judging from those unique || lines fucking things. That’s something the tetrabitch would come up with
am destroyed the tetrabitch. :’D
Bitch please. Your too irrelevant to accomplish anything like that
da fuck?
Sup ya Boss Ass Bitch. How ya doin?
||He obviously admitted defeat or is busy elsewhere, in the end, it’s of no concern of mine, this is our time……
he was destroyed by sasori’s powers. :’D
||Who is this “Sasori”?……
fuck you. am sure your that commander quadorkxis.
you’re all a bunch of wankers
I’m fucking disgusted on what you have become. Always knew you were a cry baby bitch who couldn’t handle the truth. Some hardcore robo bitch you were. Farewell my rival. Go fucking rust in the junk yard. Remember your that fucking toaster whi can’t and will never get a piece of ass.
||You’re not making any sense servant of Nintendo……
What ever. Explain to me. What’s your fucking purpose?
||To spread despair among you all……
||We have placed agents on many, many sites and in the end, it will not matter what faction you choose, you are all predestined to fail……
To spread. …. ok listen to me. Just fucking stop. Stop what your doing and let me get real up in this bitch. Yeah the tetrabitch personal was getting old but fuck dude spewed out funny shit. The other 98% was complete bullshit. Remember when you said how Iwata’s meant so much to you? Well to fucking bad. I can’t believe I actually felt empathy for your sorry ass. This stunt your pulling now so pathetic that I wouldn’t have thought in a million years that you would steep so fucking low. Did you fucking run out of phazon or some shit? Is it because nintendo went mobile that finally went fucking insane? If you’re the tetrabitch but dropped the robo act than sir my job here is done. The boss will linger like he once did. Watching you pathetic bitches fight each other. Duces bitch!
||I haven’t said anything about Satoru Iwata, you are all assuming me to be someone I’m not……
||This immature violence, young prodigal, is typical for your kind……
He does love PC too.
Exactly. This shit got me wondering
Oh I knew from the beginning. Only a deranged lunatic like him would do something like that; must be his final form he was talking about for a while. I should’ve never told him how to do the italicized text…
that social reject got mad when he discovered that his GF valve admiral glados is a man. :’D
If it is him. His final form is boring as fuck. And can’t believe he would actually ditch nintendo like that. But knowing that fucker.
But all that talk he had about being Nintendo Commander. He’s such a lying ass PC elitist.
||By the way you all speak, it seems this “Commander” really reprogrammed your minds completely……
||You all seem to be so obsessed with this servant of Nintendo, the Master Race will have trouble deleting the flawed once the time is right……
Is this your final firm or something?
||What?……
Final form.
||You’re not making any sense “Anubis”……
Don’t play dumb with me.
||That one really did make you all vacuous at best, evaluating your conspiracy theories are all over the site……
||This will be rectified as you all are heading towards the same path of error……
You are so amusing!
Took you two weeks to figure out its him? Really?
@PC Master Race Agent Narud,
Wonderful. Another role player.
Its the same one dummy. On infinite repeat.
Oh god Nintendo Tetrarch Quadramus-NX they found out your identity! Run!
Lmao….i really can’t help but like this guy on how dedicated he is to this RP shtick of his.
Well…this site has infamy for it’s legendary trolls…like me!
So amusing.
Says the pathetic coward who ran away from this site for ages….probably jacking off to Mario hentai XDDDDD
I never left dumb fuck.
Sure you did! I bet you had SUCH a great time with your waifu pillow….don’t worry, I won’t judge you ;)
And I’m sure you’re having a great time trying to get me to give any fucks about your comments. Its sad you are trying to get my attention. Well you got it and all you are doing is telling everyone your sexual fantasies. You disgust me.
Stop talking about yourself ninrapist!
It’s pathetic after a while trust me. When you consider he spends so much of his free time perfecting every comment to look a certain style. It shows he has nothing going on outside of this. This truly is his life.
lmao. your the nintendo tetrarch bitch new form after you discovered valve glados is a man.
Uhh… Mr. Miyamoto, I don’t think that’s how babies work…
that was awesome, i didn’t even think about how actual develepors will upload to mario maker
Wow…….. a reptile and a human making love? How the hell would that…….. nevermind.
Japan…
Now we wait till some fucked up basement dweller to draw and/or write this and post it on the internet, being more disgusting then ‘Dipper goes to Taco Bell’
Well THAT’S F– Nevermind, there was a bad pun incoming
oh, Miyamoto. He is so cool :)
How to I post pictures in the text boxes?
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You just post the image link in the text box and it should work like this.
Thx m80
Isn’tanyone going to acknowledge that he confirmed the performance theory of Mario Bros 3?
People who comment here are generally too edgy to form actual opinions… I’m talking about certain individuals of course.
The performance bit is an awesome detail tho.
It was never a theory, they’ve said it was a performance in the past, in fact he said all of mario games are like little plays, which is why he can be a doctor one game, fighting bowser in another, then go go karting in the next
The what now lol
Wait, does this mean Bowser is female?
No, this means Shigeru Myiamoto is a woman.
No, obviously Miyamoto spliced himself with seahorse genes.
Maybe Koopa males can be impregnated with there children
I’ve always hated when people ask game developers etc. serious questions, and all they give is joke answers. Same thing that annoyed me with Nintendo Power magazine. The idiotic editors always joked instead of giving real answers to people’s questions. Which really disgusted me because sometimes readers would ask a good question that even I wanted to know the answer to. But then they tell an unfunny joke instead. (- _ -)
I know right? Those types of people that just spout stupid jokes all the time and never be serious are so annoying….ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!! XDDDDD
Saw mother. Got hyped. Got disappointed
Meh.
Love to see that marriage
If Miyamoto is Bowser Jr Mother……Then that mean Bowser used to be gay! or he just rape him to get a son
And so after drawing lewd depictions of Miyamoto X Bowser, all the Miiverse artists mysteriously disappeared that day.