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Video: Check Out Splatoon’s New Stages And Gear

Did you miss the Nintendo Direct? Check out the video showcasing all of the new “Inkredible” stages and gear coming in the update later today.

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    1. I fucking hate the word gimmick. Please bitch tell what sk gimmicky about these new levels? Everything new and creative has to be a fucking gimmick. Your about receive a fucking gimmick slap to your fucking face. Seems fucking legit.

      1. People see it as a negative word, but it’s wholly contextual in normal use. It’s actual definition is for an object that’s supposed to attract attention or something like that, which actually works out very nicely in terms of these new Splatoon levels.

        1. Bitch get fuck out my face. Mad because you probably one of those bitches who the word gimmick. Bitch get on my level

              1. >>>Of course, that’s why I only evolve/upgrade myself to further diminish them all>>>

                1. Yep exactly you need to evolve because you’re nothing but a weak pathetic bitch. Unlike me, im fucking superior than your weak ass.

                  1. >>>Stagnant little human boys such as yourself are nothing more than puppets bent to my will into the dark abyss without you even noticing it>>>

                    1. ✋ At least I don’t need upgrades to keep myself unlike the obsolete bitch you are. It’s ok, I forgot old man like you need to preserve themselves to keep themselves from falling apart. I bet if feather touch you, you’ll probably fucking disintegrate.

                    2. Whateves bitch. You know I’m right. Stangnant means a stinky ass smell. A stagnant stench could possibly kill a bitch if it powerful enough which makes it useful. Game over hoe!

                    3. >>>You would be suffocated by your own disposable waste before you even have the chance of destroying even a human bitch>>>

                    4. Wrong again hoe. If you’re fucking nose blind to your smell. You can’t suffocate in it. Only those who are not use to it will die. ✔Checked your ass

                    5. >>>I have no primitive nose and you humans smell worse than your waste according to my research>>>

                    6. Ugh a fucking again. Dammit just give it up already. The only people who fucking stink are those funky bitches who don’t bathe everyday smelling like ass and fish juice. I don’t know what in hell kind of research you’ve been reading.

                    7. >>>Defeat is never an option, even in death my essence will echo across the empire>>>

                    8. Wrong again hoe. Defeat can sometimes lead to an undecided victory. You’ll never know what the the future holds

                    9. >>>Your arrogance will be your downfall boy, defeat means erased from importance>>>

                    10. And your nonsensical bullshit will also be your ultimate demise if you keep talking out of your fucking ass.

                    11. Shut it bitch. You’re really obsessed with that fucking tourettes word.

                    12. >>>Obsession would be the kindest word to use on you, Stranga and a few other little humans in here>>>

                    13. >>>I like to destroy little boys such as yourself, then again, your interpretation of the word boy is different than mine>>>

                    14. Quote from Tetrabitch translation: ” I like to destroy little boys assholes” pedophile alert.

  1. Aaaaand when I updated and check the shops, there was ONE new item to buy- I bought all the other stock already.

    You’d think they’d patch it so that items you haven’t bought yet are more likely to appear, lest you wait weeks for that one piece you haven’t gotten yet to randomly appear.

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