Digital Version Of Xenoblade Chronicles 3D Doesn’t Fit On The microSD Card Included With New Nintendo 3DS

I’m not in the least bit surprised, if there’s anything I know about Xenoblade it’s that the game is huge. Also, think of the e-shop download time??? Definitely getting a physical copy to save myself the trouble.

Well, 4GB SD cards is now a waste. 8GB would’ve been fine.

I bought The Last Story the other day and now im really regretting it haha.

It all started when our antagonizing protagonist, Mario, woke up in a bush. It was the fourth time it had happened. Feeling scarcely stunned, Mario attacked a banana, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Heart filled with earnest fortitude, he realized that his beloved long slender mushroom head was missing! Immediately he called his favorite rape victim, Luigi. Mario had known Luigi for (plus or minus) 1.2 billion years, the majority of which were electric ones. Luigi was unique. He was congenial though sometimes a little… abrasive. Mario called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Luigi picked up to a very sad Mario. Luigi calmly assured him that most Indonesian devil cats sneeze before mating, yet 3-legged wallabies usually exotically belch *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Mario. Why was Luigi trying to distract Mario? Because he had snuck out from Mario’s with the long slender mushroom head only five days prior. It was a enchanting little long slender mushroom head … how could he resist?

It didn’t take long before Mario got back to the subject at hand: his long slender mushroom head . Luigi yawned. Relunctantly, Luigi invited him over, assuring him they’d find the long slender mushroom head . Mario grabbed his George Foreman grill and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Luigi realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the long slender mushroom head and he had to do it fearlessly. He figured that if Mario took the time machine, he had take at least three minutes before Mario would get there. But if he took the Segway? Then Luigi would be excessively screwed.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Luigi was interrupted by six selfish marmots that were lured by his long slender mushroom head . Luigi panicked; ‘Not again’, he thought. Feeling concerned, he thoughtfully reached for his gerbil and recklessly backhanded every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent–the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the lemur-infested moor, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That’s when he heard the Segway rolling up. It was Mario.

—-o0o—-

As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at McDonald’s to pick up a 12-pack of bananas, so he knew he was running late. With a hasty leap, Mario was out of the Segway and went earnestly jaunting toward Luigi’s front door. Meanwhile inside, Luigi was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the long slender mushroom head into a box of ninja stars and then slid the box behind his George Foreman grill. Luigi was stunned but at least the long slender mushroom head was concealed. The doorbell rang.

‘Come in,’ Luigi scandalously purred. With a calculated push, Mario opened the door. ‘Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some abrasive self-righteous ass in a neighborhood-terrorizing crotch rocket,’ he lied. ‘It’s fine,’ Luigi assured him. Mario took a seat frighteningly close to where Luigi had hidden the long slender mushroom head . Luigi panicked trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. ‘Uhh, can I get you anything?’ he blurted. But Mario was distracted. Like a drunken sailor at happy hour, Luigi noticed a insensitive look on Mario’s face. Mario slowly opened his mouth to speak.

‘…What’s that smell?’

Luigi felt a stabbing pain in his armpit when Mario asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the long slender mushroom head right by his oscillating fan. ‘Wh-what? I don’t smell anything..!’ A lie. A oafish look started to form on Mario’s face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. ‘Th-th-those are just my grandma’s dangerous oil-soaked rags from when she used to have pet albino cats. She, uh…dropped ’em by here earlier’. Mario nodded with fake acknowledgement…then, before Luigi could react, Mario deftly lunged toward the box and opened it. The long slender mushroom head was plainly in view.

Mario stared at Luigi for what what must’ve been two days. With fist clenched and teeth gnashed, Luigi groped surreptitiously in Mario’s direction, clearly desperate. Mario grabbed the long slender mushroom head and bolted for the door. It was locked. Luigi let out a sassy chuckle. ‘If only you hadn’t been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Mario,’ he rebuked. Luigi always had been a little clueless, so Mario knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Luigi did something crazy, like… start chucking potatos at him or something. In a blinding moment of misguided bravado, he gripped his long slender mushroom head tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

Luigi looked on, blankly. ‘What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.’ Silence from Mario. ‘And to think, I varnished that window frame eleven days ago…it never ends!’ Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Mario. ‘Oh. You ..okay?’ Still silence. Luigi walked over to the window and looked down. Mario was gone.

—-o0o—-

Just yonder, Mario was struggling to make his way through the foxy forest behind Luigi’s place. Mario had severely hurt his ear during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral marmots suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the long slender mushroom head . One by one they latched on to Mario. Already weakened from his injury, Mario yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of marmots running off with his long slender mushroom head .

About four hours later, Mario awoke, his double chin throbbing. It was dark and Mario did not know where he was. Deep in the arid secret vineyard, Mario was abnormally lost. Before anyone could take off their pants, he remembered that his long slender mushroom head was taken by the marmots. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That’s when, to his horror, a shrunken marmot emerged from the disease-infested jungle. It was the alpha marmot. Mario opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the marmot sunk its teeth into Mario’s taint. With a faint groan, the life escaped from Mario’s lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure.

Less than four miles away, Luigi was entombed by anguish over the loss of the long slender mushroom head . ‘MY PRECIOUS!!’ he cried, as he reached for a sharpened gerbil. With a careful thrust, he buried it deeply into his shin. As the room began to fade to black, he thought about Mario… wishing he had found the courage to tell him that he loved him. But he would die alone that day. All that remained was the long slender mushroom head that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn’s reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant marmots, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would’ve lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end. :'(

Good thing I have 32 GB just in case I want digital which I do not want