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Pokemon Takes Over Japanese Video Games Chart

Pokemon + Nobunaga’s Ambition has unsurprisingly topped the Japanese software chart. The game managed to sell 172,000 units which was enough to fend off Shining Blade, the latest PSP entry in Sega’s Shining series, which sold 122,000 units in its first week. Here’s the top 10 Media Create sales chart, covering March 12th through March 18th.

  1. [NDS] Pokemon + Nobunaga’s Ambition
  2. [PSP] Shining Blade
  3. [PSP] Madoka Magika Portable
  4. [PS3] One Piece Pirate Musou
  5. [PSP] Tokimeki Memorial Girl’s Side Premium 3rd Story
  6. [3DS] Hatsune Miku and Future Stars Project Mirai
  7. [3DS] If I Were in a Sealed Room with a Girl I’d Probably XXX
  8. [3DS] Mario Kart 7
  9. [3DS] Monster Hunter 3G
  10. [3DS] Mario & Sonic at London Olympics


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  2. it’s shocking that re revelations is not in that list. and yes what the fuck is up with 7. hahaha japan and their smut.

    1. Your an idiot to think that. DS didn’t get Diamond and Pearl after 2 years after being on market.
      DS 2004 and Pokemon 4th Gen games 2006-2010.
      GBA 2001 and Pokemon 3 Gen games 2003-2006.
      5th Gen games late 2010-2012 or 2013.

  3. Pokemon x Monster Hunter.
    Just imagine how much it would sell…

    1. If they threw in Dragon Quest characters as trainers it would be a top seller for Pokemon x Monster Hunter. Also DBZ characters would be the elite four. Every single person in Japan would own that game………..heck even I would.

    2. Pocket Monster Hunter! Now you can go out and brutally slay Pikachus to get their electric fur in order to add shock damage to your weapons. POCKET MONSTER HUNTER!! EXTREEEEME!!! coming 2013.

    1. Yeah…

      I’m 12 and WHAT IS THIS!

      Remember that meme? I’m not really 12 ok! It’s just the meme which was made on youtube on weird videos. I don’t want to end up like that unfortunate adult guy on Starwars online that got his account closed because of that meme… XD look at this article! Can’t find the vid however.

  4. I knew this game would be a hit in Japan. No.7: “If I Were In A Sealed Room With A Girl”, I wonder how that game plays? Sounds rapey.

    Leave luck to heaven.

  5. Wow what the F is wrong with title 7*

    XD! Sounds plain weird… now I’m going to google it to find out what this game is.

      1. titty bounce ;|

        See what games can do these days? Dead Or Alive Dimensions had titty bounce… completely out of physics…

        1. i would be really upset if i was a girl and my boobs constantly whipped around at any slight movement,like literly any movement they do their boobs react.And my Gravitar?

          1. Lol in Dead Or Alive Dimensions you shake the 3DS and it jiggles… Oh Team Ninja…

            I mean? Does the laws of physics exist in video games anymore?

  6. That’s awesome how well Pokemon can still sell like crazy. Hopefully this will raise the chance of the game coming to the West. Anyways the title is “If I Were in a Sealed Room with a Girl I’d Probably XXX” so it must give you the option of XXX or you can be Forever Alone Guy. Haha.

  7. Where the heck is the vita? Is it that bad? A thought it would put up at least a decent fight but its not even showing up on the charts… The fucking psp is beating it! wtf, damn i thought it would put some sort of competition. Good for Pokemon thou! :) (ps. i don’t own a psp nor a psvita, im just surprised at the charts and i do own a ds lite and 3ds, just saying)

  8. Some thing very weird is going here, Why is “If I Were in a Sealed Room with a Girl I’d Probably XXX” not number 1??? Hmm..very suspicious.

  9. WTF they still make Shining games?

    why didnt i know this and why the hell havent i seen them in the Uk?

    oh wait are they Japan only games?
    cause that F***s me off soo bad when they do that

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