Did you forget about the next Splatoon Global Testfire demo on the 23rd/24th? Probably not. But here’s a reminder anyway! Nintendo of America just released this promo for the upcoming Global Testfire on Saturday the 23rd May 3pm PST/6pm EST/5pm CT/midnight CEST/11pm UK and Sunday the 24th May 8am AEST. This is your last chance to get some practise in before the release of Splatoon on May 29th, so make sure you’re there!
Here’s A New Splatoon Global Testfire Promo To Remind You Of The Next Demo
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>>>Horrible times>>>
Horrible game
Horrible screen name (yours, of course)
Commander love-2-lick-em where’s your pal the narcotic boy? Glados bitch, Your other account, that got destroyed?
Hahaha
Overweight Like Oprah reigns supreme!!!
Oh, btw, Splatoon is for the brain dead….just saying, and all my sayings are bible, so follow through and obey what I sell you.
>>>Bible? Your irrelevancy has now been confirmed>>>
I’m assuming you’re making a connection between my usage of the word bible to that of some book comprised of stories of some all powerful “God”?
Weak minded fool, there is no God. Bible is a term utilized to describe something of great power; empowerment meant to uplift those in need of direction…I.e, more than 90% of the world.(you are in that margin)
Also goes without saying, I truly am a GOD amongst you scum.
I’m assuming you think a “pitch-bible” is something having to do with some “Jesus” as, well???? Hahahaha you’re not on my level, you lummox.
>>>The only great power you have is your fatness that knows no limits>>>
For a proud queer you sure are insensitive towards others feelings. Making fun of those who tip the scales at well over 300lbs…and if it’s not children on this site, believe, the rest are those neck beards in their late thirties early forties who complete the set. They’re on here and you’re hurting their feelings….to me, it doesn’t matter that you do, but you being the FAAAAG that you are might wanna take a different approach.
>>>The little ape got hurt by my words? How adorable>>>
Good old Commander, wrecking people like there’s no tomorrow. XD
They ought to bring Andross back in Star Fox U.
Easy there, Meatball…this deity is strictly hetero, ease up with the wording there. As is already common knowledge, Overweight Like Oprah isn’t some rook, so believe, petty teenage insults have no effect on what’s already known. All you fatso’s out there, take it from commander love-2-lick-em, even he finds your lifestyle disgusting…hahaha and this guy is the great gay hope? Follow me, instead, I make promises that get fulfilled once life’s cycle has run its course…
>>>Such pathetic and fragile deity, no wonder you silly peons will become extinct in the near future>>>
Such a pathetic and useless FAAAAAG. Your disturbing ways assured extinction to be a thing of the future. Better for godly beings like myself…rid all scum off the face of my universe.
>>>You can’t even get rid off your fat>>>
I only read the comments to witness your glory, Commander.
Commander love-2-lick-em, I think your boyfriend Denmark is craving some attention. But then again who wouldn’t; with such renowned individual within presence, it only makes sense that lower life forms would line up to take advantage and attempt to pick my brain.
My words are bible, pathetic sorrow driven scum have no place in my universe…
>>>You lost again, you had nothing>>>
I like watching this monkey dance. He might be of some use to us after all. Here some food for you. Eat it up, and make sure to get big and strong someday.
http://i.giphy.com/U4v9jYPcDfMFq.gif
using that f word as an insult clearly shows you are a teenager -_-
Keep up, would ya, you idiot…if you knew better you’d do your homework as to why I called him that and the way I did. If you care not to do research, then you have no business leaving useless comments…now be off..
how cute, this idiot thinks i take orders from scum like him :’)
go back to kindergarden, son
how cute, this idiot thinks I take orders from scum like “it” :’)
go rot somewhere, bozo
all the more reason why he said “tennager” but yo me, your being a “child”. Just saying…
There’s only so much the mods can do. I would tell them to stop, but it’s not like that has ever worked in the past. I’d just let the other weirdo’s take care of this one. I hope it doesn’t last long. Because it’s really annoying. -_-;
Excuse fUcking me
take your pills no1 care what are you saying the only think you are doing is spam chat for splatoon all day..you dont have friends in real to chat right?you think somehow we are your friends on that forum…this is what left for you but i really hope you are trolling somehow to watch nintendo funs bitching you:P but if you really believe in your house words.. i feel sorry for you :P its like some ppl who dont watch movies like “avengers” i feel sorry for them too you are like those ppl who missing things
Tetrarch, for some reason he’s similar to talking stappler.
>>>Because it is>>>
i have a theory, maybe talking stappler wasn’t obinna, maybe he is Donko (a.k.a Noa), see how he likes to call himself the smartest one.
>>>Whoever it is, it’s simply irrelevant and insignificant even for the lowest of designs>>>
ok, but keep in mind that there’s a possibility that it could be obinna, i remember that he said on youtube to one of his followers that he did what he did here because he was bored. Anyway i want to see the league of female assasins kicking butts and taking names. has been a whole year since they beated obinna.
>>>I don’t think Sasori wants Nintendo is My Blood after him again>>>
those “clones” are really him, making believe his followers that people from here are stealing his identity and i know this from a reliable source.
Look at the new Troll in town…
Worthless comment made by worthless scum
Making two replies is worthless
So after this, acknowledge and review where you became worthless
^I like this new guy!
This one is promising. Lets see how he deals with the week 1 haze.
I don’t like this new bitch.
Ohh I’m interested. Why don’t you like the new troll?
my reason is fUcking classified
Fuck! Now I’m more curious, but if that’s your reason is classified then so be it. After all, you are the boss.
And due time you will learn my fucking reason
I like the way you think!
I’m not a psych doctor, but you’re gleaming with jealousy over the healthy friendships of others. It doesn’t have to be this way. We could be friends and eat fresh fried chicken. Or you could continue to troll and be a reject on both this forum and in real life. My advice? Create an avatar for yourself and start over. Your decision though. I could care less either way. We like kicking our trolls around after we feed them.
“Not a psych doctor” of course you’re not, if you were, you wouldn’t be here…pretty redundant thing to point out, nosy cretin.
For your lack of originality, you will get no more replies. I have been noticed, that alone indeed is a win in my eyes.
Be a good pawn of the system and dismiss my truth with your passive attitude, a troll…yes, Denmark, this is nothing but a troll, putting people on is what this is…very intelligent individual…maybe you really are a psyche doctor, and you’re “trolling” me…in which case, the situation winds up making you look bad either way…no more replies due to your idiocy…
Wait a minute… I REMEMBER YOU! You’re the “toodles” guy.
Don’t bring the bible into this, the bible is more true than you could ever hope to be.
Seek Help.
I’m here for you.
Like the Bible? Time to pray. Because tonight while you lay, you’ll find a messy filet.
http://www.nps.gov/av/ner/avElement/edis-heitz-dilg-edison-c-now-i-lay-me-20020211-90rpm-restored.mp3
Goddammit, I goofed on the link.
Gay Asian Boy times.
could the time and locations be anymore confusing?
Yes, cause it’s not confusing at all.
what time is AEST is not confusing. is that the same as CEST?
So, if I’m reading the times correctly. The East coast of the U.S can log in to play the test fire demo at 6pm, this Saturday.
Looking forward to it! I never got to play the other demos.
yea man 6 PM for you. I think you’ll have fun, the testfire convinced me to buy the game day 1. Just a few tips, when you start you create your character. First you pick between male or female, then skin color and eye color. After that it goes straight to a tutorial level. You can press start and skip the tutorial level if you want. I’m telling you this because you only have a 1 hour window to play and the tutorial will waste some of your time. So just skip it if you want. Also when you’re in the screen where you pick your weapon load-out, press start (the + button as it’s called now) to go to control options. There you can tweak the sensitivity, toggle motion controls, invert controls, etc. Some people couldn’t figure this out for some reason so just giving you a heads up.
L trigger(I think it’s LZ) turns you into a squid
R trigger(RZ?) shoots
The first R (R1 for those stupid playstation button layouts) uses subweapon like grenade, ink balloon, etc
X is to jump
Y is to reset camera (a must if you’re using motion controls, for example I used motion controls only for the “sniper” but I had to point the gamepad to high to aim so I faced it more toward the floor and pressed Y. Now I had to point to the center to look at the angle I wanted)
Tap a player on the gamepad to jump to the location where they CURRENTLY are. If they move you’ll land where they were when you jumped to them.
Also word of advice don’t aim down at the floor to paint. Aim straight ahead and the paint will fall and cover a lot more ground. It’s a huge difference, and it’s something I kept seeing people doing during the other testfires. They aim at the floor and are barely painting a little ahead of them. Aim straight ahead and let the paint fall
Yeah it’s when you youngster start having sex.
why you gotta keep teasing us like that ninty! one hour is not enough :O Day 1 purchasr for sure after the first global testfire
i got a notification via streetpass on my wiiu (the gamepads little homebutten was glowing blue) was saying to download now and it starts on 23rd
cant wait ^_^
Not to seem rude or anything but, @Overweight Like Oprah, why are you so against nintendo? And what did they ever do to you? All they are trying to do is make a fps that everyone can play, even kids. And if you do not like the company of nintendo then why are you even commenting in this website that is all about nintendo games and consoles?
>>>Ignore the troll of trolls, it is known by a multitude of names, most famous right now is WarioPaint, the imbecile has absolutely no life in any realm>>>
He’s one of mine. Hahaha!
>>>I’m friends with your father, don’t make me call him upon you again>>>
Please don’t!
there you are, been wondering where you disappeared too anubis.
Rule #1 of the Internet: Never feed the trolls. The attention they receive and the anger they cause is what satisfy them the most.
No one will listen. They will still reply to us thus fueling the fire futher disrupting the comments section even more. You can’t win. These fanboys need a wakeup call Nintendo has lost their touch; they are out of it.
But I just finished filling the troll-pen with troll-feed. I thought we were raising them to be even fatter morons that would nourish the community during the Wii U droughts….
They didn’t provide him enough fap material unlike GTA so he is holding grudges against Nintendo for several and several years.
Since I have zero college to worry about, this is the perfect chance for me to take this ink splattering baby for a spin. Too bad I have to wait until next month to actually buy the full copy due to having to contribute for a certain someone’s birthday.
Aww! How cute.
Where’s my Birthday present, homie. LOL
I’m broke so I have nothing for you unless you are a girl. -_-
LOL xD
Definitely getting this game now. The first demo was awesome, and I have been craving more ever since.
It will be out in a week so stay chill.
What you talkin’ ’bout, Willis.
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Enough news about this no voice chat gamepad only kid advertised shitty ass welfare Nintendo gay ass kids next door with super soakers using squirting paint fucking Gayyyyyyy
Fucking lolicon. Go back to where you originally belong.
I remember a Star Wars quote that verbal communication is not a sign of an intelligent being. Looks like you’re below Jar Jar Binks on that scale, buddy.
“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.” ~Qui-Gon Jinn to Jar Jar Binks at the beginning of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace after getting off a droid ship on the planet Naboo.
Yay for remembering all of that even though I haven’t seen the first one in about… 3-5 years.
Obvious troll.
Work on your trolling, you SUCK.
I love how some of the things on this trailer are not on the Testfire (Unless they’ll have more things to try out for this Testfire, but I doubt it). Regardless, can’t wait for it this Saturday.
Also, inb4 a ‘No voice chat’ trailer will break out.
Funny how the squid kid commercial has more dislikes then likes. People are getting fed up with Nintendo’s kid aimed games
Maybe the ‘I’m mature guys!’ teenagers, but a lot of us adults love Nintendo just the way they are. They make us feel like kids again and that’s a beautiful thing. Wouldn’t change their games or marketing for the world.
Well, it doesn’t really get the point of the game across like the other two do.
Also apparently some people think the way it was presented “you’re a kid now, you’re a squid now, you’re a kid you’re a squid” came off as condescending.
I hate it too.
Great- I’ve been dying to play again.
This hype train has no brakes and the last week wait is agonizing.
i hate how these are limited to once a week
Flip flopping again!!! you said splatoon is ‘shit’