A Norwegian retailer has gone out on a limb and listed a batch of Wii U titles that so far do not exists. The retailer called CDON has listed titles such as Kingdom Hearts Wii U, Doom 4, Metal Gear Solid: Revengeance and also Kirby’s Epic Yarn 2. We’re not too sure why they’ve decided to list these games, but if they did come to Wii U there would be an abundance of extremely happy Nintendo fans.
- Doom 4
- Kingdom Hearts Wii U
- Nintendogs Wii U
- Soul Calibur V
- Fire Emblem
- Kirby’s Epic Yarn 2
- Mii Explore
- Metal Gear Solid: Revengeance
- Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
- Trauma Center
- Tony Hawk
- SSX
- Street Fighter X Tekken
- Call of duty – Modern Warfare 3
- Beyond Good & Evil 2
Thanks, Axel

Ridiculous…..in a good way :P
No doubt but they forgot one..
Resident Evil 6 :)
Not likely to happen, it seems…PC version is in development, but they aren’t announcing a Wii-U version of the game…so at this point, It seems heavily like it’s not happening.
Well, isn’t it Metal Gear RISING? Ridiculous, but I want to believe it.
Jeey, I’m from Norway :3 But CDON is from Sweden through, not Norway.
Yeah. Was about to say.
Omg, I found you, Collnorway. Forever MRF! But yeah, I am from Norway too, and yes, CDON is from Sweden. You are 100% Correct. I approve this comment. :3
I’m Norwegian too :D
No way Beyond Good & Evil 2 is coming out any time soon for any console.
My wallet would be a barren wasteland if this list were even a remote possibility.
Looks like they were on crack while making this list.
They were really really really stoned . I am gunna try and smoke a big doobie now and then right a list of games. it will end up like this list or even more fukin ridiculous , lol .
i want skate 4!!! :)
This would be a dream come true, but unfortunately they crushed my dreams and revealed games like Nintendoland, SiNG, and NSMBU.
What dreams? You hate Nintendo. Besides, those three games don’t make any of the good games revealed for the platform non-existent. Zombi-U, Bayonetta 2, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor’s Edge, Pikmin 3, etc.
Clearly hasn’t seen the source which has even more games not listed here.
Obviously it does, but what does that have to do with anything?
Anything would be a dream come true for someone obviously living a nightmare of life to the point they sit here all day and troll a nintendo site. :)
Go and play kinnect adventures and sesame street on your xbox you troll.
Funny how you single out 3 casual games for the wiiu . I could easily make a list like super faker bros has . AC3 , ZombiU , Tekken , Darksiders , COD , Batman , ME3 , Monster hunter U , Bayonetta 2 , Ninja gaiden , 007 legends , aliens colonial marines and and many many others . noob troll .
ACIII, port, Tekken, port, Darksiders, port, CoD, multiplat port, Batman, port, ME3, port, MHU, enhanced port, Bayonetta 2 has no information or gameplay revealed yet and thus can’t be used in this list, Ninga Gaiden, port, 007, port, Aliens, port, many many other ports.
ZombiU looks like every dull Zombie game ever.
So I conclude that the Wii U has virtually no games of its own.
I guess 3rd party multi-plats shouldn’t count for the PS3, seeing as it’s also available on the 360. Besides, there’s far more such as Zombi-U (Similar to which Zombie game, might I ask?), P-100, Bayonetta 2, etc.
Besides, most of the ports are either on-par, enhanced, or completely different as is the case with Ninja Gaiden 3.
Leave aeolus alone guys I don’t think he knows what sex feels like, let him troll It’s just his guilty pleasure…
ahahaha , he does he greased up a cooked chicken and fucked the shit out of it ROFL !!!
I bet all my money you’ve never had sex, either. Don’t make fun of something you have no idea of.
I don’t care about anything like that, I just want to know what Nintendo did to him. Did Nintendo rape his family or destroy his home? Like, seriously, what did Nintendo do? Also, why does he suck Sony’s dick like whore? Did Sony brain-wash him? Did Sony send him a billion dollars or something?
THIS , THIS , THIS .
You use the word port AFTER the game has already been released
PORT PORT PORT PORT. No one cares Aeolus, you DOUCHEBAG. At least we get these series even though they are ports. Get a life instead of insulting the most creative company ever. I bet your trolling rotted your brain and now all you can do is insult everything.
you conclude you are a fucking dick ???? pikmin 3 , nintendo land , NSMBU , wii fitu =gay , zombiu , lego city , Rayman legends , rabbids , scribblenaughts , NG3 razors edge , monster hunter ultimate , bayonetta 2 , wonderfull 101 , many many many others digitally and retail.
plus these ports or cross platform games you si readily hate are unique on the wiiu . the wiiu versions are entirely different better and superiour to the old consoles .
in other words suck a lemon and fuck you .
Enjoy your PORTS machine with no games of its own that look better than anything this generation.
Most PC games = port from Xbox 360, most PS3 games = ports from Xbox 360….
Xbox 360 is the primary platform for 3rd party games…. whats wrong with you Aeolus?
Dumb ass doesn’t know the difference between a port and a multiplat.
And I love how you’re writing off Bayonetta because we don’t know anything about it, yet you find Epic Yarn 2, and a non-existent Kingdom Hearts exciting.
And lol at ZombiU being “dull”.
Ninja gaiden, way more hardcore, new weapons, new characters
Batman: all dlc, all costumes, specific wii-u controls, play the game on the pad so it’s also portable.
Same goes for AC3, ME3, darksiders and black ops 2. All have dlc, new innovative controls for the same price u have to pay for these games without those things.
Bayonetta, u know how the gameplay is going to be its going to be the same core play as bayonetta
Monster hunter may be an enhanced port, but Xbox and ps3 still don’t have it.
Zombiu- it may look like a normal zombie game but does it play like them? Ign, gamespot and all those others who have written their impressions of it say it’s good
So ur arguments really suck.
Thank you!
What the heck is Mii Explore?
Also lol at Call of duty – Modern Warfare 3 and Beyond Good & Evil 2. Someone stupid made that list
Great list, minus Modern Warfare 3. No need for it with Black Ops 2 coming up. Not that I care about CoD at all.
Why is this relevant if it’s obviously just a bunch of incoherent rubbish made up by a swedish dude who’s in no way affiliated with any of the devs other than selling their stuff?
I subscribed to hear actual news, not rumors within rumors by some non-dev dude which all of you KNOW aren’t true.
relevance is a funny thing in that different things are relevant to different people. for examle, some people may just find this interesting and funny, so it is relevant in that it served its purpose, a small distraction that may have made them laugh or think.
obviously, it had no relevannce to you, but that does not, by any means negate any relevance it may have had to someone else. In short, please direct your bitch ass complaining comments to someone who can do something about it, not in the open stinking up the section.
I question your sense of humor if you find anything remotely funny in this.
Also, props for getting personal. You’re a classy person.
Also I’d love seeing you running a press website/newspaper and printing shit like “Man thought he saw Bigfoot in forest”. I bet you’re a guy with tons of journalism experience.
Example*
omg hope this is true kingdom hearts wii u epic 2 just bust a nut lol
Mii explore. sounds like something I would grab day one
this list was a rumour back in 2011
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1890795
rumor*
Wow! It may be true since they listed “Bayonetta 2” “Pikmin” and “Retro IP”, back when Wii U was only a prototype. But still I won’t put all my hope in this, it may be just a well did prediction. (Yes! more games!!! HELL YEAHHHHH!!!!) =)
Beyond Good & Evil is in theory for the Wii U, since it’s only known to be on the next gen consoles, and the Wii U is a next gen console, as much as some people believe otherwise.
I’d love a Kirby’s return to dream land 2 over an epic yarn 2 but I’d settle for it if it were real
I know this is not real, but this would be the best list ever. Wii U would explode with sales because of these epic games!
With Black Ops 2 coming to Wii U, I doubt they would port Modern Warfare 3, so that makes this list very fake. I would be happy to get eyond Good and Evil 2, Doom 4, and Tony Hawk (the remade downloadable game).
Lol figures Axel would report this, musta been excited to believe tht a KH game could be on the WiiU
Im Norwegian. I know exactly which CDON store that listed these. Don’t trust it at all.
Well this person certainly has bad taste. “Durr, I don’t want Metroid, Star Fox, F-Zero, Zelda, or Smash Bros. I want another Kirby’s Epic Yarn and Nintendogs!”
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!attention! do not believe what you see at CDON.com unless you’ve got some confirmation
they are masters of listing up games that will not exist
Trauma Center needs to be confirmed.
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BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL? Will it EVER get there? Beyond Good And Evil 1 was an AWESOME game.