The Legend of Zelda series protagonist Link nearly killed Princess Zelda as a result of “poor lighting” and a massive spider. This tidbit was found in a Nintendo character reference guide, which also says that Link comes from a family of telepaths. It was recently uncovered via the official guide that Yoshi’s real name is T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas.

Each Princess of the House of Hyrule was a heroine in her own right. At sixteen years of age, Zelda the First defied Agahnim when he usurped power from the King. legend has it that she survived a cruel imprisonment and was rescued by Link. The truth, however, is that she had been on the verge of escaping on her own when Link burst into the chamber and nearly slew her on the spot on account of the poor lighting and an enormous spider that had sat down beside her.

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  1. How come no one posted all those new screenshots from Hyrule Warriors I sent in? Psh I guess you guys are tired of it. Lol

    And yeah i read that yesterday. I was question when was Link ever a telepath.

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  2. “Feed a Jew and well he’ll take your food. Teach a Jew how to fish and he’ll turn around and sell it for 5.99 lbs at New Jersey market”..

    -Stranga

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  3. How come the sage that helps you in a link to the past forget everything that happened in a link between worlds? The hero has the same name and outfit plus wields the master sword. I haven’t beat albw yet so idk if he mentions it at the end.

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    • I don’t care for some of this bullshit “truth” done by Nintendo of America idiots from the early 90s, either, but Ganondorf Dragmire actually sounds almost believable.

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      • According to Zelda wiki, and I am sure I have read it elsewhere “According to a legend passed down within Impa’s bloodline, well before the events of The Legend of Zelda, Hyrule was a prosperous land ruled by a king who had two children, an unnamed prince and Princess Zelda.”
        So, she couldn’t have been a descendant of Zelda, from The Legend of Zelda.

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  4. Almost none of these old documents are canon anymore anyways. There are some many wrong facts in them, as the universe has expanded to directions they could never have imagined!

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  5. I don’t really like Zelda’s SS model… She looks like a teenage girl. >.< Twilight Princess will always have the best incarnations of Link and Zelda imo.

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  6. Agahnim should be a playable character in Hyrule Warriors. I would love shooting his energy balls at people as long as they don’t have a master sword to knock it back it me ;)

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  7. I have a hard time believing that this is true. Nintendo may have just needed some new stories for the book so that they added this. I’m sure that this concept was rejected from the game during the first drafts.

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    • It isn’t true. It’s just some idiots from Nintendo of America back in the day either mistranslated, since they were known for that shit at times back in the late 80s/early 90s, or they were making up their own bullshit canon.

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  8. this news is nothing but crap! and all the dungeons in ocarina of time are easy just check the map no nee to be such n00bs!

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