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Digital Foundry: The Original Bayonetta Is One Of The Best Ports On Wii U

Respected tech analysis site Digital Foundry has spent some quality time with the Wii U version of Bayonetta which originally appeared on the Xbox 360 and also the PlayStation 3. The publication says that while Bayonetta 2 has some technical problems, the original Bayonetta is one of the best ports available on the Wii U. Here’s what they had to say about the Wii U version of the game.

“In general, the visuals between 360 and Wii U are very close, but we did run across one minor difference. Light bloom is used extensively on Xbox 360 and this appears to have been slightly pared back on Wii U. You can observe the difference in the sky just outside the train station where the effect is much stronger on 360. In addition, white levels are clipped on Xbox 360 at points leading to an over-exposed look in certain cases. In some sequences this does give the impression of punchier, higher contrast visuals on Xbox 360 but it’s ultimately not something that stands out throughout a run of play.”

“On the flip-side, shadow quality sees a nice boost on Wii U. The hard-edged, chunky shadows present in the original versions look much cleaner on Wii U. While the resolution isn’t noticeably increased, the shadows now appear much softer and less harsh. Water reflections are also subtly different on Wii U with reflections appearing much stronger than the 360’s showing.”

“Taking the spread of games released by Platinum into account, it could be argued that the Wii U version of the original Bayonetta is the fastest-performing console game released by the studio to date, and in that sense it’s a bit disappointing that the sequel fails to match the performance level set by its predecessor. While the massive increase in set-piece complexity in Bayonetta 2 is certainly exciting, it definitely comes at a cost. In that sense it almost feels like the original Bayonetta is the more finely tuned experience.”

“Alongside the likes of Need for Speed: Most Wanted, Bayonetta stands out as one of the best ports available on the Wii U. It’s clear that a lot of time and effort was poured into this release in order to preserve and in places improve upon the original experience. While it’s not dramatically superior to the original Xbox 360 version, we’d have to give it the nod as the definitive version of the game. The elimination of screen-tear, faster loading, and solid performance levels make a huge difference. Whether you’ve played the original release or not, this is a great way to experience Bayonetta. The fact that it comes packed in with most versions of Bayonetta 2 makes it one heck of a bonus.”

260 thoughts on “Digital Foundry: The Original Bayonetta Is One Of The Best Ports On Wii U”

  1. That’s nice and good for the Wii U. Good to know a company puts a lot of time and dedication to an old game into a new system………
    Still not getting the game though.

            1. Whenever I see you replying to NCQ, I think of him as a grumpy old man and you as a small kid trying to cheer him up. XD

              1. I’m getting Bayonetta 2 as well as Hyrule Warriors and Watch Dogs. I don’t need to only get one or the other unlike most idiots here that chain themselves to specific games because of stupid loyalties.

          1. And your consideration of considering the consideration of my consideration should be terminated to the extent of termination.

            1. Nintendo Commander Quadraxis

              You violated Section 89-S:

              -Copying a Commander of the empire is forbidden by law and execution is imminent-

          2. There is no place for opinion on this retarded site. Not to mention the fact that now digital foundry’s ok since they said something good about the wii u, but couple weeks back they were “terrible, unpure biased garbage” of a webiste

            1. Nintendo Commander Quadraxis

              There is a place for opinions, except for targets like you Mr.ArrogantIthinkI’malwaysrightandeveroneelseiswrongnomatterwhat…

              1. I’m a proven genius. You can’t beat me in an argument, that is why I AM always right. You people never even try to argue me, just insult me. How is that reasonable?

                1. Valve Admiral GLaDOS

                  -Says he’s a genius.
                  -Yet isn’t smart enough to be less of an egotist
                  -Only plays the superiority card
                  -Says he’s smart yet can’t make “retards” think he’s smart.

              1. That with a B grade movie plot, hindered driving mechanic, hacking gimmick that’s not as deeply implemented as Ubishit says and the main pro/antagonist character isn’t that well written to be unique on his own.

                To the point: Watchdogs is just a punchless GTA with hacking that’s not thoroughly hacking at all. Just one button action at certain places.

                1. The game was hyped up too much, but that doesn’t make it a terrible game. It might not be as good as Bayonetta and it has flaws like the driving you just said, but there are far worse games. Watch Dogs is alright at best. It’s not super amazing like it was hyped up to be, but it’s not as bad as you are making it sounds. It’s probably not worth $60, but it’s still somewhat decent. I was gonna get it day one but they lied about the graphics which was a huge letdown considering I wanted to buy a gaming PC just for THAT game. But I don’t know what happened. Hope Watch Dogs 2 gets it right.

                  1. It’s garbage comparing to even GTA4 which I don’t like either because it got boring rather quickly, that’s why I love San Andreas/GTA5 counter part since there’s so much to do.

                    Anyway, yes. Watchdogs is shit and no, I’ve seen adequate sandbox games in iOS that puts Watchdogs to shame and beyond.

                    Don’t even buy the PC version. They fucked that up too. Everything coming out of Ubishit’s mouth and ass is a lie and you’re a damn fool for even thinking about dropping a few dollar bills for their sake.

                    1. I’d like you to find old Mynintendonews posts when wii u was announced and up to when they stopped supporting it, and see how every single fanboy was saying how ubisoft is amazing. But now that they are not supporting wii u anymore, they suck, right?

                    2. That’s why I said it’s in my “I’m not sure list”. The reviews made me worry. Almost everyone is hating it. I think I will wait for Watch Dogs 2 or probably just play some other games for now. Also, I know you can be harsh sometimes, but please stop calling me insults. That’s how you lose friends. XD

            1. New super mario bros. U doesnt have melee attacks unless you count stomping as a melee. Mario maker, toad treasure crap, splatoon. May i name more?

              1. Comparing a 2D plane platformer, a 3D World Toad spin off game with top down camera view and a 3rd person shooter that’s not yet half completed until mid-late 2015 to a 2014 sandbox GTA knockoff with “sorta” hacking that’s missing a standard “punching” feature that most games starting with Mario 64 from 1996 had?

                Yup. I can see your intelligence being put into great use…

                1. Yup. All in 2015….. And we’re in 2014….. Unless you think years are going downwards and not up. I’m proving to you how games that are made later than watch dogs doesn’t have a punch button.
                  You’re complaint is that a 2014 game doesn’t have a melee button and i’m proving that 2014 and 2015 games don’t all have a melee button.

                  1. Like I said, for a standard sandbox game taking after GTA, it’s embarrassing for not featuring a simple punching function in 2014. Even critics complained about that when they reviewed the game and you’re gonna have a problem with them being right about it?

                    1. Why will I have a problem? You’re the one who attacked a 2014 for not having a melee button and then I named several 2013-2015 games that don’t either. Showing that there are others like it. I certainly will buy it regardless to see what I like or dislike about it.

                      1. I will just copy and paste what I said and for some reason, I can’t reply to the latest comment. “New super mario bros. U doesnt have melee attacks unless you count stomping as a melee. Mario maker, toad treasure crap, splatoon. May i name more?”

              1. Nintendo Commander Quadraxis

                Mario Maker has online sharing and the rest was never supposed to have online ever so once again, you’re opinion is irrelevant considering Nintendo didn’t lie while all others just do lie…

                And no, there is no opinion in here validated coming from the likes of you and Jester as examples that started to bash our empire and its fans as the first comment ever…

                  1. Nintendo Commander Quadraxis

                    Should according to us including me in some way but my point is, High Command never lied about anything unlike the Ubisian or Electron scum…

                  2. And Pikmin 3. That game is glorious and I’d love to play the multiplayer online with friends, cause I rarely have friends around who are interested, but I have friends who don’t live near me who love it as much as me

                1. Supposed? So if ubisoft said that they watch dogs is just as they wanted it, it’s alright? If the game is as the company wanted it to be, it’s immune to criticism??WOOOOAH! Did your retardation just touch the sky? Is that you?

                  I own a WIi U and a 3DS, Wii, Gamecube, Ds Lite, Dsi, GBA SP and 2 N64s, so I’d like to know what you consider a fan. Is fan a person that blindly buys and is happy with everything the company they like does? Is that the definition of a fan? Because if that is the case, I sure as fuck am not a fan of anything

                  1. Also, I never stated online in general I stated Online multiplayer, so mario maker doesn’t count. That game would literally be pointless if it didn’t have online sharing. Also I believe Hyrule Warriors also lacks online mp, even though all other warrior games had it….interesting, isn’t it?

                    1. Nintendo Commander Quadraxis

                      Except the likes of you bash, you don’t critique…

                      People in here that gives valid criticism are people like Michelle and HollowGrapeJ even though I sometimes don’t like his naive logic, I still respect him and see him as my “padawan”…

                      Hyrule Warriors has some oline multiplayer but not in the way I want it and the gameplay doesn’t interest me as much as Bayonetta 2’s which is why I will choose that one instead because of limited resources…

                      1. What is the difference between bashing and critique? Is it politeness? If I’m not polite how is that making my argument invalid? They just critique small things, Nintendo is in complete ruin right now, there are many things to be critical about.

                    2. Nintendo Commander Quadraxis

                      When you give criticism, you make your opinions heard in a civilized manner without attacking the empire or its fans in primitive ways…

                      Unfortunately for you, you started commenting by attacking the fans…

                      1. I actually consider most of you here stupid. Literally stupid. I do NOT understand how you can be so blinded by a company that is there to take your money.

                        1. Nintendo Commander Quadraxis

                          It might be true for some fans, not me though, I’m not blinded by anything, otherwise I would have bought every single little thing our empire did right?…

                        2. No because you yourself said that you don’t have enough money. But a person that calls one company their empire, but is completely against other companies, and goes as far as to call everyone he doesn’t agree “Xbots”. Person like that is BIAS as fuck.

                          1. Nintendo Commander Quadraxis

                            Whatever my resources has to do with anything…

                            Except I go against many things our empire does so your logic is flawed…

                            This is what is wrong with you haters, you ignore every critique I give about Nintendo and only focuses on the rest…

                            And I’ve already explained why I go against you and Jester as exmples but unfortunately, you still don’t have the brain power to figure it out…

                          2. What do your resources have to do with anything? Are you fucking serious right now? So you say that if you got let’s say 3 times the money you get a month you’d buy the same amount of Nintendo stuff as you do now? WOW, what a logic!

                            You critique shit that only bothers YOU, and that is the worst thing. You didn’t need online in NSMBU so it’s ok by you, and that’s that, YOU don’t need cross game chat on the WIi U, so that is ok that they lack. But you want Metroid and you don’t want Donkey Kong so that isn’t acceptable because you personally don’t like that choice they made, but other things are just because you don’t care for them? WOW, what a genius you are there, buddy!

                            No, you didn’t actually, not really. You just said some stupid shit that isn’t an argument like “These humans don’t know quality that High Command has given us, the superior race of Nintendrones, ergo they must be eradicated for their stupidity”…That isn’t an argument. That is just you being an idiot.

                        3. Dude, totally right, HW needs to get that online multiplayer added in. I hope they make it in a patch. Maybe Nintendo didn’t want to pay for that online at the same time they added MK8 and Smash, but if they really do have such a problem with it, they can charge us a subscription like everyone else, just make it cheaper or provide some VC games or discounts with it. They won’t lose much in sales and they’ll probably make more off the online payments. Even if it’s a game specific charge, like the Pokemon Bank charges, that’s fine. I’ll pay $5 for a year of online in Hyrule warriors or whatever. Yeah, I don’t think they should do that for their bigger titles, but come on, a Warriors game with no online multiplayer, really

                  2. Good i’m tired of forced multiplayer in all the modern games, if is not planed ahead then don’t put multiplayer on a game besides online multiplayer is the reason why FPS nowdays lack variaty like Destiny’s lackluster trainwreck since they only focus on the only multiplayer that they forgot to make the game more dinamic

                    1. Exactly. FPS suck nowadays because they always adds unnecessary online multiplayer. They need to go back to making amazing original FPS’s with single player as the main focus.

                        1. I know about that game already. That’s one of the few FPS of today that are made with quality. Everything else, not so much. XD

              2. To all those haters talking crap about how the 360 version is better. LMAO. I agree with strangablog don’t buy watchdogs, let ubisoft know they shouldn’t betray their fans. I got rid of watchdogs on ps4 it just wasn’t a fun online multiplayer. Preordering Bayonetta 2 today after I pick hyrule warriors

                    1. Except I knew it was coming before it was announced. Rockstar already made BILLIONS in one day for that game so what’s gonna stop the, from porting it over to PC/PS4/DOne that run on the same code? :P Think about it. GTA5 on those platforms in the near future was obvious.

              3. And who said i’m getting it just because i want to “support” it. I wanted it day 1 and that doesnt change my thoughts. I have more 3rd party games than actual 1st party games which is sad.

                    1. Except Jester isn’t an enemy. Why else would he have a Wii U and be buying Hyrule Warriors if he’s against Nintendo?

                      1. Nintendo Commander Quadraxis

                        Except he bashes the empire and its fans ever since he set foot on this base, whatever comments he makes now are irrelevant except for lulz…

                            1. He’s not a hater, just a disappointed Nintendo fan expressing his feelings. That’s how I am sometimes too.

                          1. I started with you just because I hated how you always said “we” like you make up every Nintendo’s fan’s thoughts. Which you don’t. And you solely go agaisnt microsoft and not sony

                            1. Nintendo Commander Quadraxis

                              People hate me for atleast 100 reasons, so it’s irrelevant what you assume or not…

                              Once the Xbots are gone forever, I’ll first watch these so called Graphicwhoring Sonyans if they go back to their PS1-PS2 mentality when it comes into creating games and their purpose and not specs as the primary reason…

            1. So being critical of something is bashing. That guy has a shitty Wii U and he says something against it that he doesn’t like and would like to get changed, but nooo, in your book, everything has to be pro Nintendo. You brainwashed piece of filth

                  1. You see that. Just because we disagree with him and his whole philosphy he calls us xbots …….like if that’s even a insult.

                        1. When you people start making actual points that are centered around Nintendo and the discussion, then we can argue, but you consider insulting someone a valid point, and I sure as hell can’t understand how you explain that to yourself.

                          1. Nintendo Commander Quadraxis

                            Like I’ve said, I do that only with the ones that can talk to me in civlized manners…

                            You and Jester didn’t, you made your bed, now suffer on it…

                            1. Yes, that makes sense. But in reality, you know you can’t go against me. Jester? Who the fuck cares about him, and his points are probably weak. But against me? There is no way in hell.

                              1. Nintendo Commander Quadraxis

                                I rest my case…

                                Exposed…

                                Everything from now on commented by you is made irrelevant by default…

                              1. I’m waiting, there you go prove me wrong about Nintendo’s online, weak console, lack of third party, lack of features, lack of mature titles and I will congratulate you.

                                1. There is no subject, you only try to offend me, and I turn it against you every time, since your lack of intelligence prevents you from arguing me

                  1. Yes.

                    The set pieces are larger and much more extravagant in Bayonetta 2 which can cause the performance to dip below Bayonetta 1 standards.

                1. cant wait have it preordered the piece of crap at the top of the page dont own 1 and is to poor to won a real system that plays real quality games so his opion dont count hes a nobody in this world so troll elsewhere

                2. Now this is a critic, a good one. He not only pointed out the flaws of the 360 and the wii u, but he also put the pros and cons of the game and systems as well. This is a motivation that casuals need to buy the game for the wii u and the 360. I have to admit, he did a good job on that, you don’t see people like him these days.

                  1. Buy the game! Only you can be the judge of it. Plus all of the reviews of the game are great. Too many people are letting Digital Foundry influenced them in buying games, and that’s ridiculous.

                  1. Pokemon always sells, the pre-orders alone in Japan for those games have already exceeded this games sales but that shouldn’t be a surprise really.

                  2. You’re comparing the sales of two different games for two different platforms.
                    Of course a 3DS game is going to outsell a Wii U game due to higher user base.

                  1. You know damn well IGN is going to give this game a 9 at the least. Look at all the reviews that has already released for it. Edge already gave it a 10/10.

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                    1. Nintendo is my Blood Reborn

                      Hmmm… you actually have a lot to say for the little twerp, in fact your punctuation and grammar (or should I say lack thereof) is coincidental to Obinna’s style.

                      By deduction, there is a high chance YOU are Obinna just with an alternate account.

                4. still buying the game and i buying watch dogs these journalist need to go away cause there the reason why gaming is slowly dying off

                5. Bayonetta just had too much content. I wouldn’t buy this game guys. I know you’re probably tired of seeing me say this on all of the Bayonetta posts, but I just can’t stress it enough!

                    1. Well, I mean content like blood, partial —–, and so on, not the replay value part. I just think that it totally should not have included these things since it looked like it could have been a lot of fun.

                      1. oh..lol gotcha, Idk if the game would be better without it. i’ve always thought than when they make an m rated game that you should be able to turn blood gore and language off if you want to. hitman lets you turn off gore, and i’ve always appreciated that.

                        1. Yeah, it’s a great move! That way it gives options to those that want the gore and those that don’t. I believe that the DC vs Mortal Kombat game did something similar or it was another one of those titles. I doubt that it’s very hard to implement and it’s a good business strategy. Aside from that, I do think the gameplay in Bayonetta is amazing. I love fast paced games like that where you just charge into the opposing armies!

                        2. There is sexual content in this game. You can’t turn that off. Lol I’d rather keep the naughty Bayonetta instead anyways. :P

                        1. the graphics to the first most wanted aren’t as good as the remake they did obviously, but the story and cop chases were way better.

                                  1. I love Burnout. I love racing games in general. Lol I’m gonna get The Crew though since it looks better than NFS.

                                        1. Don’t be surprised when you find out its relatively the same as another game. lol Burnout is still the most exciting and impressive racer. The Destruction mode is so goddamn fun. :3

                                          1. I’ll get Burnout Paradise then. The Burnout I played was on Gamecube. I don’t know which one you played.

                                              1. Off topic but I just re watched the GTA V trailer again and I can’t stop hyping it. I played it on PS3 but at that time it wasn’t my own game so I never fully experienced it. It’s just amazing. I NEED that game. I suggest you get a PS4 (or 3 if you prefer) and GET IT. Everyone in the world should be able to play that fantastic game. XD

                                                      1. No! You don’t understand! I want to go there because… I like the lighting effects and the music. XD

                                                              1. What I meant by “take her home” is show her outside and then shoot her. Lol I didn’t want her anymore. :P

                                                                      1. Lol dammit Stranga you’re filling my mind up with perverted thoughts. You know I’m not old enough for that stuff… XD

                                                                                  1. Of course I am. But I never intended to buy it for the sexual content. XD It’s the awesome action and bosses and stuff that makes it a solid game. But I’ll be sure not to play it around my mom. I can’t have her seeing exposed legs and “pole dancing”. Lmao.

                                                                                          1. Honestly, it depends. If you haven’t played a Warrior’s game, it’ll either be a hit or miss. You’ll really love it or just get bored with it. Bayonetta 2 from what I’ve seen looks promising, and if you can only get one or the other, go for that one. I’ve played DW5 though, and I can play that game all day every day ALL NIGHT LONG. HW will probably have me doing the same. I’m going for HW first since it has way more replay value to me, but if you enjoy the story of Bayonetta and feel like you’ll replay those, then that’s fine too. As for online,that either be hit and miss too. It looks fun but I’m probably gonna be tired of it after awhile. Anyways, my choice to you: Bayo 2. Your pick though. :3

                                                                                              1. If you’re talking about upcoming games, yeah there are. I’d personally save for games I want more. Smash is the only thing I really want though so I can wait until next year. I’m fine with the Mario Kart 8 DLC about to come anyways. If I blow all my money on Nintendo games, I won’t be able to get another platform, and that’s not worth it.

                                                                                      1. Most Wanted 2012 actually does suck. It really, really sucks. When compared to the original, anyway! xD The original actually had a damn story & made the original feel like a story driven adventure game since you can actually explore the city to find your next race. I like the remake but it fucking sucks when I think back on the original.

                                                                                        And not just the missing story but the damn songs were also a lot better. The game really should have used the SD slot of the Wii U to allow you to listen to your own songs. Oh & there were more Most Wanted people to race, as well.

                                                                                        Maybe these factors is the reason why I haven’t really played Most Wanted U much since I first bought it last year.

                                                                                  2. Has anybody noticed how different this video is from the last comparison video digital foundry released? The quality of the Wii U version looks ten times better than the last video.

                                                                                    Makes you wonder where they got the footage from the last bayonetta video on the Wii U.. And why it looked so much worse than this one…

                                                                                      1. Graphics don’t matter. You missed my point completely. Why would DF show two videos of the same game with such huge differences in quality. It was never a question of graphics, just video clarity. One video it shows the xbox version to be superior. In this video it shows the Wii U version superior…

                                                                                  3. I can’t believe we are literally 1 full month away from the game’s release, and some people are still spewing the same negativity about it.
                                                                                    Having an opinion is one thing, but writing stuff like “Zomg, this game sucks it’s gonna bomb so hard. Wii U is dead” is just overkill. :/

                                                                                    1. Nintendo Sub-Lieutenant

                                                                                      I wouldn’t pay them much attention. Most of them are going to end up getting the game anyway. Most of the trolls are regular users who like to start flame wars on the side. “Some people just like to watch the world burn” -The Riddler

                                                                                  4. Why did DF release two completely different comparison videos on this game? It’s obvious the Wii U version is superior, but that last video showed the xbox version superior.

                                                                                  5. sorry… but the 360 looks bether.
                                                                                    more contrast, nicer colors :-)
                                                                                    but i got the wii u bundle with bayonetta 1&2.
                                                                                    but its sad, that the wii u port dosent look bether than the old 360 version.
                                                                                    its a shame, but a i hope bayonetta 2 will rock the U.

                                                                                  6. All of you are pretty much retarded fanboys, especially that Estoc dumbass who doesn’t put any logic into anything like GLADOS and Commander, but even stupider. I am always right.

                                                                                    1. Awwww, you even mentioned ME! How adorable. Looks like I got myself a fanboy! Here, let me autograph this tube of aloe vera. No, really, please, accept it. You’ll need it for that sore butt of yours.

                                                                                        1. Oh, darn you got me there. What a creative, inventive reply. Man, you have me stumped.

                                                                                          Oh wait…didn’t you just use an insult as an argument? Doesn’t that make everything you just said completely invalid?

                                                                                          Seems like you just beat your own argument for me. How pathetic.

                                                                                            1. My point was to make you butthurt, and it worked, according to the way you’re responding.

                                                                                              Also, funny you say I’m not worth your time when you keep replying. Butthurt much, pumpkin?

                                                                                                1. If I’m not worth your time, then why are you trying to prove that you’re better than me?

                                                                                                  #butthurt #unwarrantedSelfImportance #hashtag

                                                                                                  1. Because I am Butthurt and I love to rub my own semen on myself with my own extreme retardation of a reality where I believe I am smart, but the real reality is that I am the true retard for I am the Crusader of Moot Point.

                                                                                                2. Looks like you have multiple personality disorder. I like the second form more; it’s much more honest. You should try and keep that form around more often, donko.

                                                                                                  #butthurt #420YoloSwag #dubstep #yourMom

                                                                                                    1. And now you resort to insults. Doesn’t that make you just as bad, or worse, than me? How pathetic, to see a “genius” like you sink to my level.

                                                                                                      Take some friendly advice from me– don’t join the grown ups at the debate table unless you’re willing to act like a grown up, otherwise you’ll end up getting verbally slapped around like the toddler son of a football player. Kay, pumpkin?

                                                                                                      Here, have some apple juice, it’ll make you grow better and hopefully make you not act like a social reject!

                                                                                                      Wait, you’re older that five?

                                                                                                      You’re still acting like a social reject?

                                                                                                      How pathetic. And by pathetic, I mean hilarious.

                                                                                                    2. ĐONKO, GOD OF THE NEW WORLD

                                                                                                      Whoa, watafak? Someone was impersonating me and you thought that was me? I’ll have to make myself a fucking profile here. This cannot go for any longer.

                                                                                  7. See, Ubishit? This is how you do a fucking port. So what if it ends up not selling as much as you wanted? Least you still would have had your integrity. But people like me, Stranga, & Quadraxis know you don’t care about such “silly” things as integrity or honor or treating people right as the only thing you really care about is the money. If you had fully supported every game you put on the Wii U, like you actually did with some of your games on the Wii, least you wouldn’t have gotten as much heat when you finally did stop giving the Wii U games. Great job, Ubisoft..! Great job… No, seriously… You guys did a wonderfully great job with your Wii U ports… *applauds* >.<

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