In a logical step to entice older gamers into the interactive medium of video games, Nintendo have seen fit to honour one hundred grandparents with one hundred Ds Lites, all of which come complete with a copy of Brain Training.
This monopolizing marketing scheme was devised by the Grandparent Marketing Group who’ve defined the fortuitous honorees as people who explicitly defy the rudimentary credentials of being elderly.
Nintendo’s George Harrison, Senior Vice President of Marketing declared; “They refuse to act their age. They think young, and therefore they act young. Brain Age is one more tool in their anti-aging arsenal”.
Yesssss! More gamers in the army! It’d never too late to start is it? Keep those brains in shape people!
damn i wish i was eldery to get a Ds lite and brain trainig for free… hehehehe good on ya Nintendo!