Controversial Wedbush Morgan analyst Michael Pachter has told a panel at this years Consumer Electronic Show in Las Vegas that Nintendo doesn’t even know that there’s an Internet yet, as he spoke about the inevitable transition to cloud based gaming.
“Sony is a content provider in film and music and games; I think they’re ahead of the curve. Microsoft… They’re right back on track. These guys want to be an entertainment hub. So you’re going to get a box out of Microsoft that’s going to turn your washer and dryer on, and they’re going to give you the multi-purpose console of all time.”
“Nintendo doesn’t even know there’s an Internet yet so trust me, they’re going to be making consoles until someone explains it to them.”

Michael Pachter…shut the hell up please. Nobody likes you.
I like your comment, yet dislike it. I like the content, dissapprove of swearing!
This is the Internet. Get used to it.
Thank you! I approve of the disapproval of swearing!
I disapprove your approve of the disapproval of swearing.
I approve of your disapproval of the approval of the disapproval of swearing.
Where is the swearing? Hell isn’t a swear word.
yeah, i see no swearing in this comment
Hell is a swearword to the Americans, but we in Britain don’t see it the same way.
Hell is not a swear word. Only those uber-Christians who try to be all prim and prpoer as if we’re still living in the 1920’s consider hell a swear word. It’s called adult language and I’m an adult. So I’ll swear when I want to.
Bloody Brits. Blast them to hell.
Swearing? Not swearing? YOU DECIDE!
{Yowwhh this is not a reply }
For me , Nintendo is real game and console makers unlike Sony they have evrything from Cellphne to appliances and film music industry and Microsoft they have computer , , , ,
pactcher isn’t gonna be loved untill his mom get’s her dick outta his ass cause all he’s been saying is crap
i know right! i think hes always saying bullshit things about nintendo because it helps him sleep at night!
Wills u alls shut the fuck up..
oh pachter what a funny fuck he is.
Pachter talks too much. …First?
Nope.avi
Pachter needs to go back to KFC
hahahahah!!! lol
KFC is too good for him, try El Pollo Loco.
Jack ass
Anonymous commenter says “OBJECTION!”
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Nintendo already made an internet browser -_____-
no they haven’t opera made it
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He’s not talking about online services. He’s talking about cloud gaming. He wants nintendo to stop making consoles.
Yet the PS3 and XBOX 360 are consoles…? Patcher is a hypocrite. ¬_¬
Pachter is a biased little fanboy who humps anything with the word ‘Sony’ on it.
I bet he even thinks that Uncharted is better than Zelda because Sony made it -___-
Nintendo *configured* an Internet Browser into the 3DSand Wii. They also made a site called Club Nintendo or nintendo.com…
-___- Is Pachter high again or did he not get a happy ending? Pachter really needs to shut his little asshole, the things coming out of it leaves a bad and unsavory aftertaste. :(
U mad pachter???
Goddamn, sickr, you just keep talking about Patcher instead of showing us FACTS, not opinions. This blog is failing in content lately.
So, sickr should make shit up? There is nothing to report. We’re on the horizon of MEGATONS in the coming months, just hold on. I’m starting to dislike patcher, his points are just becoming dumber every time he says something. He WILL eat his words. You can bet on that. :)
Om Nom Nom Nom, Words taste good….
Aaaaaand his ‘echo’ on the possible StarFox for Wii U wasn’t worth reading? Oh, but you have plenty of better places to be a dickhead sorry sorry…
he’s kinda right. the Wii and DS online service was awful. especially the DS’s, granted. it wasn’t meant to be an online system. but the Wii has no excuse.
It wasn’t Nintendo’s fault that no developers took any risks with online multiplayer. Sadly, not many did. The Wii doesn’t have a terrible online service at all IMO, it was about the developers not doing enough with what they had.
No, Nintendo left each developer to put the ground work in to any potential network. That in itself was a mistake mind. But as some say, slow and steady wins the race
We now that already, the problem is that Patcher tells anybody whos willing to listen that every single action Nintendo does is wrong, and that Sony-Microsoft are way ahead that then, currently Nintendo is working on their Network sistem because they knew that they lack in that area and that’s it, but Patcher talks likes he’s god of knowledge, just see if there are people willing to listen to him anymore -outside stupids fanboys-
Sigh…….why does no one get it?
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He’s not talking about online services. He’s talking about cloud gaming. He wants nintendo to stop making consoles.
Not that obvious really, who knows what that fuck-wit is on about
Wii U will PROVE HIM WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes sure…
Wii U will Kill U Pachter!
WOW talk about flame wars
I’m sorry… what? Really? He really thinks that? … *annoyed sigh* …
I don’t think gaming will be entirely cloud based for.at least another decade. Being too far ahead of the times can ruin a good idea; but in nintendos case, so can being too far behind.
WHO THE F**K IS THIS PACHTER GUY?! he’s clearly one of the assholes who works for playstation. idk if he hasn’t noticed, but…..NINTENDO IS CLEARLY DOING BETTER THAN PLAYSTATION. oh yeah….FIRST! XD
BUT NOT REALLY HA! idk
Umad?
Did you know the original playstation was mostly made by Nintendo?
I know. I don’t know if a lot of other people do, though. Wikipedia is your friend, people.
I’ve knew that a long time.. Old news… I wish more people knew about this kind of stuff -__-‘ Especially Sony Fag boys.
I wouldn’t call it “made by Nintendo”.
As far as I know, Nintendo wanted Sony to work together with them on the SNES but they had disagreements on a few things (like, Sony wanted to use CDs instead of cartridges but Nintendo didn’t agree on that). So they decided not to work together and both went their own ways.
So actually, Nintendo created SNES thanks to Sony as well.
Only if the information I got is true, that is.
it’s not the snes, its the n64.
Nintendo and Sony made the original Playstation together. Nintendo wanted to make a follow up to there SNES, using CDs instead of cartridges and enlisted Sony’s help. When the project was almost completed, Nintendo backed out because they realised that Sony wanted access to their IPs: Mario, Zelda etc. Nintendo decided against it and went on to make the N64.
Sony decided to take the work they did with Nintendo and release on their own. It as originally called Play Station, So to avoid copyright issues, they changed the name to Playstation and the rest is history.
Btw, Microsoft tried to buy Nintendo when they decided to enter the console market. Goes to show you that both Sony and MS realise the power of Nintendo.
Oh, I didn’t know it was that way. But as we can see there are so many different versions of this mysterious tale of the cooperation between Nintendo and Sony, I don’t think we can 100% tell which one tells the truth… To me, both the version you just told about and the version I talked about before seem credible…
Well, or maybe it’s just me and you people do know the truth.
Anyway, thanks for the informations. [:
Pachter, we get what you’re trying to say, but that’s just offensive. Nintendo has had online support since the days early GC testing. Nintendo DS supported online gaming very actively. Wii introduced the first constantly-connected system by Nintendo with WiiConnect24, and the 3DS and Wii U are actively improving on these. You’re free to say that they’re behind, but saying they don’t know there’s an Internet is offensive and stupid to them. But I suppose none of this means anything when you realize that Michael Pachter is an insufferable troll and is only trying to invoke fanboy retaliation.
FUk PATCHER!! When will that imbecile learn?
When will that imbecile die?
Yeah they don’t know of the net even though they:
-> Have a Twitter and Facebook account
-> Have multiple websites
-> Have internet browsers on 3DS and Wii and Wii U when it comes out
yeah they’re unaware of the net! SURE ARE! =/
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I didn’t bother reading it I just scrolled down to the comments to see what you people type.
Awwwwh what a nice guy. Why you have your FC out for everyone to see all day long? Kinda creepy dude…
I was thinking exactly the same.
Yes, Pachter, you professional troll you. Despite the fact that several Nintendo games bear the “Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection” symbol on them–and both the Wii and 3DS have online features on them (3DS admittedly more robust), I guess Nintendo doesn’t know s*** about the Internet. Guess it doesn’t help that EA and Steam are neck-and-neck trying to directly support Wii U’s online either, right?
I want this guy’s job. I wish I could get paid multi-figure salaries for making outlandish statements about an industry he only reads up on Wikipedia about.
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He’s not talking about online services. He’s talking about cloud gaming. He wants nintendo to stop making consoles.
Do EA! and Steam! *wants both*
Oh No He Di-in’t!
Posting from 3DS browser. UmadPatcher?
STFU Pachter!!!
+9001 internets!
It’s funny because this is the only place I ever hear about Pachter and I agree with him every time. In fact, I come to this site just to read the comments, seriously, this place is full of immature brats. I appreciate the job that sickr is doing, I like to hear Nintendo news as well as other companies, what I don’t like is fanboys that can’t make a cognitive, well-thought comment without shouting “FIRST” before saying something relevant. If you’ve managed to read this far without responding in a rage, congratulations.
Thank you. My thoughts exactly.
I don’t agree with Patcher per se, but it is nice to see what someone in the industry thinks. I also think his Nintendo staments have become more erratic lately; you can’t produce statements like these without expecting these(see above) responses. Its like he takes stabs at nintendo just for the hell of it, embracing the “Nintendo doesn’t know how to/can’t do online” stigma, and in his position as an analist it makes him come of as an bias idiot who honestly has no idea of what he’s talking about.
I agree with everything you said, except the pachter part. And I won’t go into why I think Pachter is as immature and clueless as anyone on this site. (Okay, thats a hyperbole, whatever…..) But you still get a magi cookie.
Problem is, Patcher is practically saying that Nintendo should not be Nintendo and play along with Online Features instead of games or innovations, and the way he says “Nintendo doesn’t even know there’s an Internet yet” just fails to tell me the GOOD reasons why he thinks that way, specially when he says “so trust me, they’re going to be making consoles until someone explains it to them.”, like saying unless you don’t become a Xbox Live or PlayStation Network online, you should not make consoles, even thought Nintendo is already solving those problems.
Also, Sickr making post about Patcher is not bad, that’s what Nintendo News are, but with misleading title and making news about PlayStation making a fanboy flame war, is just not professional.
Thank you. Thank you very miuch. Appreciate it. So where’re you from? PlayStation World? XBOX Universe? Pachter’s Bleep?
oH, I’m sorry. Where are my manners. I meant blimp. (teehee)
Thank you. Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
So where’re you from? Playstation World? Xbox Planet? Pachter’s bleep?
Oh, I’m sorry where are my manners? I meant blimp. :D
Thank you.
So there are actually people who can think… Just thank you.
I can’t stand those fanboys, not being able to accept that Nintendo is not perfect. It’s just annoying.
>Nintendo Fanboys
>Accepting Nintendo is not perfect
There’s the problem.
Thought Patcher isn’t always 100% correct, your thoughts are just about my thoughts.
I wish Pachter didn’t know what the internet was…
Funny that the Wii’s internet browser is the best of the big three.
Funny because nintendos online service compared to psn is a piece of shit oh and you cannot even compare nintendos online service with microsofts live. That is just way too unfair for Microsoft.
LOL u mad fag? Sony’s sales are in the shitter and the 360 doesn’t even have an internet browser.
That had nothing to do with his comment. He said that Sony’s and Microsoft’s online is better than Nintendo’s, which is very true
At least Nintendo’s servers don’t go down for months like a certain company I know of.
Treat burn with sterile bandage.
Ho ho! *applauds*
And why did it go down ?
Because it was worth hacking, and probably still is.
People wouldn’t bother wasting time on hacking servers that aren’t even good, would they ? (:
Why does anyone listen to him? For that matter, why do you guys post what he says? He’s an absolute troll.
^1211NintendoFan Says Pachter Doesn’t Know a Shit!!
STOP. POSTING. FUCKING. PACHTER.
That’s how he makes his fucking money. He hates Nintendo. Well Boo fucking Hoo. Nintendo’s gonna be the one with the sales, and with the games that appeal to me.
i bet that pachter get’s a check from sony and microsoft…and he’s a dick
It will be forever till I’m willing to switch to cloud based gaming.. I want to be able to game without always having to be connected to internet. I don’t know about you guys but there are times when my router has issues and it just happens to be at times when I’m gaming and I don’t want it to always affect me if I’m gonna be gaming from the cloud.
I want to be able to have reliable gaming that I know will always work.
Wow! Somebody who realized that the dumbass isn’t talking about online services! Magi cookie for you!
This is the honest truth. Microsoft and sony are ahead of the curve in certain area’s with online capabilites but what of the people who own xbox or ps that aren’t connected nor can they connect because they don’t have the money to do so. Look at all that lost money on advertising to people who ren’t able to do a thing with the net. Nintendo may have an ugly network set up but they definatly aren’t losing out on the money MS and Sony are in that area. Look at all the ind games those two companies must pay the developers to make and they barely break even. Nintendo actually probably has a better system in way of Downloadable games. Who cares if they have DLC for every title they bring out. DLC is a gimmick of all gimmicks and people eat it up like cotton candy. Im looking forward to Wii U but not their app store. It is unnecessary to me but since people are bandwagoners Nintendo would lose out if they don’t have one.
Magi cookie for you too!
He talks like a fanboy, so unprofessional.
alright Nintendo fanboys why don’t u guys shut up and accept the fact that Nintendo has a horrible online. the wii practically had nothing when compared to the psn and xbla and you guys know it’s true. just because Nintendo offers Facebook integration and the box says Nintendo wifi doesn’t mean anything. instead of spouting stupid examples of nintendos “online” u guys should accept that it’s actually very poor.
No.
With that logic, just because an Xbox game says “Xbox Live compatible” or a PS3 game says “PSN” doesn’t mean anything either.
Well, the 3DS has a great online infrastructure. The only thing it’s really ”behind” on is Usernames vs. Friend Codes, and honestly, Friend Codes are like a phone number now. No one ever complained about phone numbers.
That would probably be the only thing I think I could complain about. Other than that, if it connects it works. I don’t know why so many people expect a VIDEO GAME console to be able to go online and suddenly do more things than a computer is already capable of.
….. but the conversation isn’t about being a solid VIDEO GAME console. It’s about ONLINE capabilities.
I know that. I am talking about ONLINE capabilities with it. I’m just saying I don’t get why everyone expects a VIDEO GAME console to deliver better ONLINE experiences than computers already offer to people. That’s what I meant.
the online isnt that bad, ive been playing on it for the past hour, no problems here, wonder why? plus let’s not forget the wii came before the 360 and the ps3, so microsoft and sony had something to work off of
As much as I agree with this statement, 360 was actually released a year before Wii and PS3.
WazSupChad
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I thought 360 came first then wii and ps3.
Wazup chad howsit goin
Uh, not really.
The Xbox 360 was released a year earlier. Even the PS3 was out earlier than the Wii, about a week.
Hey buddy. Categorization. Use it dumbass.
Also….
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He’s not talking about online services. He’s talking about cloud gaming. He wants nintendo to stop making consoles.
Please leave examples of how it is worse. PSN Home is the only thing different than the others… and it really is kinda lame. Most indy titles published on these networks suck and XBOX Live is a payable service that makes it even worse than PSN and NNWiF . so what are your reasons saying that Nintendo is the worst when it’s really not and better or worse than the others
Trying to start a war aren’t you? -_-
Guess what fanboys? HE’S FUCKING RIGHT! NINTENDO’S INTERNET SERVICES SUCK and they’re only starting to get better! Still, it’s going to take a lot more for Nintendo to even compete on the internet front.
And for all of you ignoring my statement and referring to me as a troll (which I’m sure some idiot will do) or a Sony/Microsoft fanboy, I own every Nintendo console and handheld and I’m a giant Nintendo nerd. Their online just blows (at least for Wii and DS, it does. 3DS isn’t bad, but still needs significant improvements).
Online does blow, but hopefully the Nintendo Network will be a step up
I like ALL the platforms and I don’t think the Wii’s online service is THAT bad. I play more on my PS3 but that’s not the Wii’s online functionality’s fault. That’s a fault of a drought of good software. When I decide once in a while to pop on Mario Kart for a few rounds, or sometimes Smash Bros or something else I never have any problems with connections or anything.
And even if it does “suck,” who cares? I barely even use my PS3 to watch Netflix even, and when I do I either use the Roku player or my PC. I’ve always been the type to treat my video game consoles for what they are–video game consoles. The Wii is a video game console. Unfortunately, PS3 and 360 are molding more into general entertainment devices, and for those services they do great.
True, the Wii has modest online support but it DOES work. It’s coming to a slog right now because they’re prepping for the Wii U. To each his own though; I can understand why you believe the online sucks.
We know they lack in internet service, however, that doesn’t mean they do not know about it, they didn’t focus on it until now, yes, that can’t be denied, however, the Game Cube was capable of online support, but they didn’t use it. They already have begun with the 3DS online service, just wait until WiiU comes out.
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…….He’s not talking about online services. He’s talking about cloud gaming. He wants nintendo to stop making consoles.
And as many people realise, cloud gaming is in it’s infancy. And it will be years before it takes off because people want hardcopies of the games they own… It’s called investment. How can any reasonable person invest in something that they can never physically own or sell again. This is a way for gaming companies to get richer while we all get poorer.
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Pacht U!!!
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NINTENDO says:
I DON’T USUALLY USE INTERNET, BUT WHEN I DO I FUCKING OWN ALL
Dear Patcher: Go jump off a cliff. Sincerely, No one liked you enough to sign this, so I wrote this so you’d feel loved as you’re falling with this note in hand. Enjoy your free fall… by the way, I cut your bungee cables… so if you go *splat* when you fall, don’t feel bad, I only did it out of love. XD
PS: 3…2…1…*SPLAT*
Sure the wii and ds were awful with online, but with the 3DS and wiiU (as long as friend codes die and never appear again) their online is becoming much better. The 3DS e-shop was definitely a step in the right direction.
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He’s not talking about online services. He’s talking about cloud gaming. He wants nintendo to stop making consoles.
I don’t even know how to use friends codes and I am still able to play against others or with others online. Dr. Mario and Monster Hunter are my only expereinces but No friend codes required for them. User names and passwords are a better system but not as safe as friend codes especially when it comes to children…
Pachter huh? That guys really starting to twist my dreads.
Geez at first I thought that Sony CEO are worst trolls on the planet but Patcher manages to troll harder than Jack Tretton the CEO of Sony in America. He kept his mouth shut since August.
Pachter should be turned inside out, filled with salt, and turned back to normal.
LOL WUT
one word Patcher, stfu
now really one word but still
It seems it confirms what he says is true…since most of you are taking offense. Even though he is correct on this one. Nintendo is always stuck in the past when it comes to modern tech and online. Plus the 3DS online service is just a slight improvement over the original DS, but that my opinion.
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He’s not talking about online services. He’s talking about cloud gaming. He wants nintendo to stop making consoles.
Like the logic: if you take offense to something, it makes it true.
Sorry but just because someone takes offence to a statement doesn’t make it true. By that logic, if I took offence to a bigoted statement about my autism, the bigot would be right. See how that logic falls flat?
Whilst I agree that Nintendo need a better online service, and that the Xbox 360 has much better online infrastructure (besides having to pay for most of the features), what Pachter said was that Nintendo don’t know that the internet exists. The fact that the Wii and DS have online in the first place, crappy or otherwise, and the fact that Nintendo have regional websites, shows that Pachter had no idea what he was talking about and didn’t care how wrong his statement was as long as he was saying something bad about Nintendo.
Also, he was talking about cloud gaming, which is completely different to playing Call of Duty against random strangers on PSN and Xbox Live.
GOOD NO ONE WANTS CONSOLES TO GO AWAY ANYWAY… IDIOT
Not sure if trolling… or just stupid?
Look, saying their online service is poor is one thing, but saying they’ve never heard of the internet is ludicrous. The NES had a modem FFS, way before Sony or Microsoft even entered the industry.
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He’s not talking about online services. He’s talking about cloud gaming. He wants nintendo to stop making consoles.
We’re about two generations away from that yet, regardless of who has heard of the internet and who hasn’t, or who has the best online service now.
Worldwide internet infrastructure is nowhere near ready for that kind of thing yet.
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Sickr…..I’m sorry. I now have to assume you are posting this stuff for the sole reason of pissing us off. We ALL hate Pachter, and really don’t care what he says.
This is simply one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard him say. Let me go ahead and say this here and now. Pachter, You are not a video game analyst. All you are is the ultimate Sony Fanboy who knows NOTHING…NOTHING…..about video games.. And I think we can all agree that of the 3, Sony’s fanboys are the worst. I thought Jack Trenton was blind, but this guy blows my mind. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jack pays him to say this stuff. This guy is shameful. Almost pitiful.
And guys, he’s not talking about online services. He’s talking about cloud gaming. He wants nintendo to stop making consoles.
Who is this guy and why do we give a fuck…
Why report on someone no one cares about on a nintendo fanboy site. The truth is Nintendo has THE WORST online conectivity out of all the curren gen systems. That’s a FACT.
He’s not talking about online services. He’s talking about cloud gaming. He wants nintendo to stop making consoles.
“Nintendo doesn’t even know there’s an Internet yet so trust me, they’re going to be making consoles until someone explains it to them.”
So he’s saying Nintendo will stop making consoles if they find out about the internet. In that case, Hey Nintendo, if you see this, then you’re clearly crazy as there is no internet! :-)
Quick question: Has this Pachter guy ever made any correct predictions to explain why people report his speeches? Like this isn’t just sickr reporting, since there’s the link to vg247. I’ve also seen ign reporting on him. And how often do we hear from other video game analysts?
Someone else who get’s it! Magi cookie for you!
I’d much rather play a Wii game online than use Xbox Live Gold. Xbox Live is good but should be free, you have to pay for things you can already do for free and pay extra for things you’re already paying for. Plus the fact that you now have to have Xbox Live Gold to use an offline feature: voice commands.
If Xbox Live Gold was free, I’d like my Xbox significantly more.
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He’s not talking about online services. He’s talking about cloud gaming. He wants nintendo to stop making consoles.
sickr: I don’t wanna hear nothing about pachter, i think he does not have good intentions in his comments, he only want to be polemic and got free publicity, and it seems that he’s gottin’ it…bad thing!
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wHY DID YOU REDIRECT ME TO MYNINTENDONEWS
ROFLMFAO, Cows, you get a magi cookie!
Timothy, you don’t.
Why do you keep saying that?
Cos he’s a blithering idiot and has very shallow reasoning with anything and anyone
Michael Pachter, I’m afraid that soon you will be Nintendowned when the Wii U comes.
Patcher is a BASTARD! Always was…. Always will be…. Until he chokes on his dumb ass comments
BUT HE’S STILL
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Everyone will get to play Wii U while Pachter goes to live under his bridge in shame after the way he is always talking garbage about Nintendo.
All of you people stop acting like assholes and play the games!!!! SHEESH!!!!!
Is this guy mocking a system who owned both 360 and ps3 so hard that they’ll never catch up to the wii???I dont know guys.. it looks like he’s telling the truth….
Wii:90 million
ps3:55 million
360: 66 million
considering the wii is already dead(or almost)yep nintendos gunna fail it’s
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You should really look at more accurate sales charts http://www.vgchartz.com/
The Wii did great for the first 2.5 years. Then sales plummeted once people relealized the game selection was lacking. Just look at the Top selling Games for the past three years. The Wii titles will be few and far inbetween. That must mean more people are buying more software on the other systems. Its a known fact that software wins in a “console war”, not hardware.
He’s comparing apples to oranges. MS and Sony want to make all-inclusive boxes. Nintendo wants to change the way people play video games. Nintendo is not a media company, they are a GAMING company. Sony and MS were both companies vested in other things before gaming, so they obviously have a different direction. Nintendo wants to push gaming itself forward, which is great, because neither Sony nor MS is interested in doing that.
And why should Nintendo do exactly what MS an Sony are doing? There are already 2 huge companies already saturating the market, and Nintendo did great by dropping their lure in less saturated seas. They have decades of experience and knowledge about the industry. Patcher is just a wanker with a laptop.
man… i want to copy and paste your comment on my fb wall
I wish on aggravating posts like this there was no swearing no matter how mad this community was….
Pachter doesn’t even know he’s not getting any younger.
Oh… and uh… Patcher. Get off your butt, get out into the sunlight, go to the nearest Best Buy or game store, and buy yourself a 3DS. Set it up. Turn on that little blue planet at the far right corner of the screen and oh… OH… WHAT’S THIS? Is that– is that–? Oh that’s right. IT’S THE INTERNET, CAVEMAN!!!
He’s talking about cloud gaming, not the literal internet.
While Nintendo does need to bring a fresher take on an online network than they ever have before, that is mutually exclusive from producing what are primarily game machines. Making your game machine “The Central Device” of your living room requires a good online network, but having a good online network doesn’t require making your console that all-in-one entertainment device.
Good points, but he’s not talking about online services. He’s talking about cloud gaming. He wants nintendo to stop making consoles.
please stop posting about this piece of shit we are all aware of his stupidity and im sure we can all agree we no longer want to be reminded about it.
Cloud gaming becoming a standard? really? Im sorry whilst cloud is a good idea, its totally unreliable, yes i use icloud with my ipad but this is different. Not everyone has access to the net at home, even if they did for most families a fast and reliable connection can be pricey. Look at anno 2070 on PC, a stunning, beautiful single player strategy game but you need an internet connection just log on and play (what i read from reviews making my decision not buy it) and this is a single player game, when the servers are down or you are having a bad day with your connection I would still like to play a game that does not require me to log online just play something that I wont even utilise any online features within the game. Pachter cant you even see how bad ps3 was at launch? the tech was to ahead of its time, fullhd tvs were still to expensive, same with blu ray movies in which not all were compatible with the system and sony expected it to do well? same can go with cloud gaming.
….AND I say Pachter doesn’t know no one gives a shit bout his dumb ass yet.
I wish i could get paid to talk out of my ass……………. Pachter is a lucky man……..
Magi cookies for you!
I’m really starting to want one of these Magi cookies now
Do they have cannabis in?
Why do people hate Patcher so much. Though crass, his point about Nintendo being WAY behind the online curve is 100%the spot on.
Sigh….you don’t get it…..
He’s not talking about online services. He’s talking about cloud gaming. He wants nintendo to stop making consoles.
Don’t talk to this guy he is one of the worst sonyfagboys around here.
Short Version:
Jake, go screw yourself.
Long Version:
I am one of the few people here that speaks logic. Nintendo is a fine gaming company, but GUESS WHAT? So is Microsoft and Sony. Nintendo is not the be all end all of gaming. Not even close anymore. And to be honest, once cloud gaming becomes more viable, I think we can ALL agree Nintendo will be about 5 years behind the curve. Heck, it wasn’t until the damn Wii that they FINALLY accepted DVDs as a gaming format as opposed to mini-DVDs or cartridges. I am curious when
Sorry, Jake, we all can;t be blind fanboys. Some of us have actually taken economics classes and understands that Nintendo is not the top game maker anymore. Financially speaking, the WII U had better be stellar. Nintendo can’t take many more flops in their financial reports like in the last two years. If the Wii U does not shatter some records, Nintendo just might go the way of Sega and resort to only software with a side business in the handheld market, since that’s a market they have’t fu**ed up too badly.
And as per the handheld market, Nintendo better consider apps on smart phones here soon. The handheld market is dwindling thanks to smart phones. They can continue to, as Patcher says, stay behind the curve. But how long can they honestly continue to do it?
OH, and in case you still think I am a “sonyfagboy” (what are you, 12?) prove to me the Wii U is “more powerful than the PS3 or XBox 360. No one else finds it strange that Nintendo keeps making this claim but has yet to show a finished game running on it? If it’s to come out this year, a full tech demo game should be out by now. And don’t any of you DARE point to last year’s E3 videos, because those video were ripped from PS3 and XBox 360 game screens, which is just downright embarrassing. The same company that made the SNES showcasing games on other systems and saying “yeah, it’ll look this good if not better, we PROMISE!” How the mighty have fallen.
Here is the end point, I am no “sonyfagboy” (real mature, BTW, show some common decency next time), and Nintendo is playing CATCH UP with the Wii U. They didn’t adopt HD gaming, and now they are because everyone else has. They didn’t have heavy third party support before because of their motion control insistence and lacking hardware. Now they have atleast a controller with the correct amount of buttons. Finally, and this is possibly the most damning thing, Why has Nintendo not released their tech specs for their own system yet. What are they afraid the competition will steal their custom IBM core processor designs? Really? Is it because the final version isn’t done yet? Sounds likely. I bet the real reason is because they don’t have a stable master system to even release to developers. Hence the lack of third party game annoucements. Yes their are rumors and supposed “confirmations”, but no street dates.
Like I said, I love Nintendo. Lately though, they have done nothing to make them worth defending. Their online service is almost non-existent. The use of “friends codes” feels about as up-to-date as dial up internet. Their third party support has been just minimal since the days of the N64 and they haven’t improved yet ( some quality stuff, but not by quantity standards). Their 3DS system is almost a year old and the game selection could not be worse than it is right now (what, maybe 5 titles worth getting?). Even the last Zelda game was meh. And that’s Zelda! How do you screw that up??!!?
Sigh…now if you don’t mind, i think i’m going to go either play the GAME OF THE YEAR Skyrim, in full 1080p HD.Or heck, I could just plop down some Deus Ex: Human Revolution, in glorious 1080p HD. Or even better, i could play some Battlefield 3, while chatting with my friends on XBox Live, once again in full 1080p HD. Why? Because it works. It works well, they are awesome games the developers refused to release to a purposefully under-powered system, the online system works great, the friends system works better than Nintendo can ever hope to imagine (their best bet is to just copy Microsoft, to be honest), and they are all great games that came out in the span of three months of each other, not three years.
Now go screw yourself, jake.
I really don’t know why Nintendo can’t see the potential in online play, it’s a huge loss on their part…
He’s not talking about online play, he’s talking about cloud gaming.
Oh… people actually care about that?
Apparently they do ¬.¬
There’s honestly nothing wrong with Nintendo’s online. Cloud gaming just came to fruition as well. If it connects, it’s online right? So what every ignorant person is saying is that since nintendo’s internet features are not as robust as the others, it’s the crappiest thing ever……yet I can turn on my wii and play monster hunter online with no problem. Ppl are amazing nowadays.
Another subject is that patcher isn’t a real analyst. They would’nt make baised troll opinions with no backup. Patcher is paid to troll and look like an analyst. The sooner no one pays attention to him, patcher does’nt get paid. Then goodbye patcher
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You have just named one game that works for Nintendo’s online system. The thing about Nintendo’s online system is, i bet you can’t name 10 games, that work well for their online system. If you can, great. I can name 40, right now, for either the 360 or PS3 that work really well for their online system. The point is, Nintendo is behind. One gem does not account or years of neglecting a very wanted feature.
And before you name any Nintendo game, just remember this: The PS3 has MAG, a 256 online multiplayer game in 1080p HD. I will just leave that thought with you before you name Nintendo online games.
I think you will find that Nintendo GAMEPLAY and now also 3D graphics are far supreme compared to other consoles. Mario Kart 7, Sonic Generations etc. May I also point out Streetpass, 3D pictures and Video, Swapnote, Netflix, Nintendo Video, AR Gaming (implemented in most games), Music, Faceraiders, Stop-Motion, Demos, Spotpass and much more.
Everything I hear from Pachter can be easily summarized to “Nintendo doesn’t have Internet.” That’s the only thing he hates about Nintendo and it’s the only thing he points about Nintendo… Nothing is really on his side either like the fact that Nintendo is doing very well with a very small amount of Wi-fi supported games. Yes, once Nintendo does actually get the support, they’ll be the supreme video game company, but Pachter doesn’t need to keep bashing Nintendo until that time comes, it’s just getting ignorant at this point with Wii U coming around the corner.
I agree, but he’s not talking about online services. He’s talking about cloud gaming. He wants nintendo to stop making consoles.
Okay, now he’s just being a dick.
I’ve always wondered, how is it possible Pachter still has a job?
Douche nozzle
Cloud gaming is impractical at this point, unless you want to sell <30 million units worldwide. Something Pachter isn't realizing is that a large amount of ps3 and 360 owners aren't even connected to the Internet, due to their location. At the moment, cloud gaming would only work in some parts of the US as well as some other MEDC's. PS3/360 units sold greatly outnumber the amount of PSN/XBL accounts. And Pachter thinks cloud gaming is in the near future? No way.
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Sad times that the internet means everything. Can’t people shut up and actually play a video game how it was meant to be played: In your room at midnight with the lights off by yourself. Internetz isn’t everything.
-_- Who cares leave the internet to PS and XBOX. All of nintendo best titles don’t need it. Only one I think of that actually uses it is Mario cart. And also nintendo doesnt need Achievement there completely pointless. I know that’s a bit off topic but I wanted to say it.
What is this Internet you speak off?
lol
LOL!!!
epic name btw MM, see ya later on the 3DS
I think cloud gaming is a cool idea, but it won’t become an industry standard.
Does anybody know his email address?? time for some BLACK-MAIL!!!
Why should Nintendo stop making consoles? What a stupid thing to suggest. Cloud gaming hasn’t caught on nearly enough to justify a company like Nintendo transitioning to that medium. Does he think Nintendo has endless money like Sony and Microsoft to jump on every new piece of technology that pops up. How stupid.
They just had the best selling console and handheld of the previous generation. So shut the fuck up.
Nintendo is behind for sure but I still don’t get the rush to cloud gaming. Most average people don’t have access to the huge amounts of data needed I’ve tried Onlive myc connection simply can’t handle it and I’m sure a huge amount of people that aren’t in major cities simply don’t have access to the bandwith required for cloud gaming and likely ain’t for some time.
Won’t for some time bla
Patcher can suck it..
*Pachter I mean.
PEOPLE. HE IS TALKING ABOUT CLOUD GAMING NOT ABOUT ONLINE SYSTEMS.
Sorry for my ignorance, but what is cloud gaming? O.o
A type of online gaming that allows direct and on-demand streaming of games onto a computer, similar to video on demand, through the use of a thin client, in which the actual game is stored on the operator’s or game company’s server and is streamed directly to computers accessing the server through the client. This allows access to games without the need of a console and largely makes the capability of the user’s computer unimportant, as the server is the system that is running the processing needs.
ALL HAIL THE WIKI!!!
Wow. Thanks! ^_^
God all of you get upset, even when Patcher makes a point. Nintendo is sort of behind when it comes to online gaming, no where near Microsoft or Sony.
Ok i gotta bring out my super scope 6 and kill pachter once and for all!!!
You know what im tired of michael pachter dictating other people’s minds about Video games. I DONT GIVE A FUCK about the Subject He has disrespected Nintendo for too long now. He claims that nintendo hasnt discovered the Internet When they ACTUALLY HAVE A GREAT ONLINE STRUCTURE WITH THE 3DS AND INTEGRATED IT WITH CLUB NINTENDO. THERES A REASON WHY NINTENDO WONT DO SMARTPHONE GAMING. THERES A REASON WHY THE WONT DO CLOUD GAMING. NINTENDO ALWAYS SETS THE NEW GAMING STANDARDS THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTS TO BREAK. SURE THERE NOT THE BEST AT ONLINE BUT KNOW THERE MISTAKES. WII WAS SUCCESSFUL BECAUSE OF MOTION SENSING AND NOW THAT NINTENDO YET AGAIN INNOVATES WITH ITS CONTROLLER AND CONTINUES MOTION SENSING AND IS VERY LIKELY SO HAVE AND STRONG ONLINE WITH THE WII U AND YET He has the ball to say that they havent discover online smh Michael patcher your one IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKER. Us Nintendo fans should be mad about this be we should also do something about it as a group, as a fanbase, as GAMERS. Take a stand For Nintendo for with out them there is No Gaming Industry
In the picture, is Mario supposed to be working out in preparation to beat up Pachter?
LOL
I believe so XD
Games consoles supposed to be GAMES consoles, you don’t need all this fancy crap, so long as you have great games. Nintendo are a GAMING company and don’t need multimedia. Also we have nintendo wi-fi, eshop and nintendo club, what more does this asshole want!?
Whatever, his
Mum
Works at
McDonalds.
Pachter. Stop.
Your mouth is on your face, Pachter. It’s not that thing you put your pants on over.
I think it’s time to face raiding Patcher’s face on 3DS…
Ahem…
Club Nintendo
Nintedno WiFi Connection
Wii Shop Channel
eShop
STFU Patcher…
woohoo free stuff
shit gotta reconnect
shit gotta reconnect
shit gotta…oh wait just gotta move a little to the right.
Up until finding this site I’d never heard of Pathcher and since I did all I’ve thought is that he is a little kid on the playground/quad that has no friends desperately screaming for attention, even trying to pick on/abuse people just for someone – anyone – to like him.
LOL! 100% agree with this comment. Patcher is nothing but a hater who ever he is…
lol that’s one retarded comment from Patcher…
“they’re going to be making consoles until someone explains it to them.”
Well, I thought that consoles is what videogames suposed to be.
He has something of a point, but Nintendos profits say otherwise..Yes you can point out the 2011 dip, but that always happens towards the end of a console cycle. Patcher seems to not see that it’s everyone who follows Nintendo. proper 3d (mario 64) rumble packs, kart racing/party games, motion control, the female audience, the handheld market, touch screen etc etc etc. People care far more about new experiences than they do expanding others via online features. I’m sure once Nintendo get their teeth into ‘online’ they will once again show everyone how it’s done and the crowd will follow, I mean copy, again.
I wonder how Nintendo managed to use the Internet to set up things like the virtual console and Internet channel on the wii if they were not aware of its existence. This guy is horribly biased to support Sony and Microsoft. They probably pay him big bucks to say this bullshit. It makes me sick.
Patcher is always screwing around with Nintendo! Ug… Get A Life Patcher.
Haha, that’s hilarious. Hopefully Nintendo will have a sweet network with the Wii U that can do a bunch of cool stuff.
hey plz stop posting stuff about this guy if its not wii u or 3ds related dont post nothing about it cause this guy opinions really dont matter to me wii works grate with out internet so dose xbox and play station and has been for a very long time this guy must not no there isnt an thing called talkin shit
Nintendo’s going to keep making consoles because they don’t know there’s an internet? A totally unreleated and a non-sequitur. What if those consoles have online? Anyways, Pachter insists on his “why isn’t NIntendo more like Sony and Microsoft?” statements.
Online play is cool but look at games like mw, i believe that the popularity of online play has made some games offline single player suffer.
MW had brilliant offline but people only buy for online.
Game developers which only care about online need to think more.
Nintendo = BEST OFFLINE!
Microsoft = Ripoff online
Sony = BEST ONLINE!
Pachter. I played online on Metroid Hunters and Starfox. And internet on Wii supports youtube. Shut the F**k up Pachter! You never do you research which is a EPIC FAIL.
At this point Pachter is just trolling.
I can’t tell if this is the words coming out of pachter’s ass or the shit coming out of his mouth. and donzalooga, thank you for posting that information, it’s about time those facts came to the public’s attention. everyone start posting that info to every social network you can think of. anytime a ms or sony fanboy troll starts bahing nintendo, tell them these facts. just don’t use it to start fights, please. then we would be no better than them. with great power comes great responsibility, so use it only in self-defense, please.
if nintendo didn’t know what the internet was there would be no way to use Wi-Fi on their games.
nice blog!
Apparently, giving away your users’ credit cards away to hackers earns your online network some cred from Michael Pachter.
Nintendo is a gaming company, so why would they make music and film devices. Ever heard of Netflix and Hulu Plus.
Pachter clearly has connections with Sony and Microsoft and they’ve told him to shoot Nintendo down because the 3DS has been selling much much much much between than any other console.
I beleave patcher has failed to realize cloud gaming is fail itself. Yes the streaming industry may be on there way but unfortunatly as with anything man made its flawed, and giving such flawed utilities such broad access to humanity is asking for trouble. Let’s face it PS3 and 360 have both been hacked, why? because one people see such things as challenges, and 2 people see such things as targets.
He wants to get rid of console for online steaming, so when cloud gaming servers get hacked you are left with open access to your cc info as well as shut down of all games for server maintinance or worse virual infection. While those that understand owning and caring for your own copy will limmit threats to your urban threshold. I would rather leave my trusted belongings on the risk of being stolen by a mear 10-20,000 people rather than the 30+ million given accress to the same broadband spectrum
Thanks but ill stick with Nintendo making consoles while xfail BullShit3 get repeated and stronger hacks by supirior intelect.
What a cocky fuck. If I saw Michael Pachter in real life, I’d spit right in his face.
The Wii had internet capabilities since umm… RELEASE? Same with the DSi? And that was what… 6 years ago now? Why do I remember Pachter saying something about how the Wii would eventually fail, and it outsold the 360 and PS3 for let’s see… ALL 6 YEARS!?
Just because it doesn’t offer the same or equivalent services the other consoles offer it’s therefore inherently inferior? o_O I stopped thinking like that back in high school.
The faster we stop paying attention to this douchebag asshole the better.