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Guy Searching For Pokemon Caught Up In ‘Drug Deal’ Mix-Up

We’ve heard many strange stories from users who have downloaded Pokemon GO and have set out on late night trips to try to catch various Pokemon. One such story comes from a 40-year-old Reddit user who couldn’t sleep so decided to venture out at 3am to do a spot of Pokemon hunting. Here’s the story!

“There is a little park a few blocks from me that had like three pokestops and a gym, so I wandered over there to see what the game could offer,” he explained.

“So I get there and wander around a little checking out the stops and rustling around in the tall grass, then decide to go a few blocks away to see a couple more stops when I hear from the darkness a ‘Yo, my man!’

“Turning, I see two sketchy looking dudes sitting on a bench in the dark. I must have walked right past them without noticing them. One of them waves, ‘My man, check over by the blue truck over there we got an onyx earlier.’

“So I wander over by the truck and sure enough there’s a f—–g Onyx there. Awesome. So I end up chatting with the guys for a bit, told ‘em where I got my Evee, they convinced me to join red team when I hit level five so we could ‘lock s–t down” in the neighbourhood.”

“Then the cop shows up,” he adds.

“Yeah, so it turns out two twenty-something black dudes and a 40-year-old white guy chilling in the park at 3am looks strange. It took a bit of talking to convince the cop we weren’t doing a drug deal, and a bit longer to explain the game. Then the cop downloaded the f—–g game on his phone and asked us how to get started.”


37 thoughts on “Guy Searching For Pokemon Caught Up In ‘Drug Deal’ Mix-Up”

    1. It kinda sounds fake…
      I mean how did those random guys know he was playing?
      and lol, the cop downloaded the game too?
      Oh well, it’s a funny story nonetheless.

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  2. “Then the cop downloaded the f—–g game on his phone and asked us how to get started.”


    1. Requires an iPad with data. While technically wifi might be ok, you really can’t play the game at a single location. Game is meant to walk around outside, and not just by your home.

  3. I swear this game got everyone out running around, i was in the park with my nephew yesterday and that’s all everyone was doing… hunting pokemon

    1. Well, the game is meant to get you to be active. I know I am going to prowl my subdivision for Pokemon tomorrow.

  4. So, he managed to find and catch an Onyx and wasn’t even level 5 yet? Why can’t I be that lucky?

    I did learn one thing; Onyx hide behind trucks…so that must mean that I have to search under a truck for Mew!

    1. It’s losers like you that give peaceful groups like “Black Lives Matter” a bad rep. If you think all cops are corrupt and should die, I guess you think all Jews are greedy liberals because of the few that are. Probably think all Mexicans are drug mules and rapists, too. It’s better people like you go die instead. Less scum on the earth.

      1. Wrong about what exactly? It doesn’t matter, though. I should have just classified you as a troll with nothing meaningful to say on this topic from the beginning & moved on.

  5. Then the cop arrested the drug dealer, but the man said:
    “Wait sir, please! If you let me go I’ll trade you a shiny!”


    “Okay, gimme that shiny. But let’s make this quick.”

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